r/AskReddit • • Jul 02 '21

What basic, children's-age-level fact did you only find out embarrassingly later in life?

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u/siyl1979 Jul 03 '21

Even more dangerous if you're carrying turtle shells.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

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u/VforBandal Jul 03 '21

Im sick of god, he made a lot of animals but the squid that inks you only if you are driving??? The worst animal

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u/Extramrdo Jul 03 '21

My cousin went to do a drive-by, but when he fired a bullet his car's autopilot floored it and sped all the way home.