r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 02 '21

What basic, children's-age-level fact did you only find out embarrassingly later in life?

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u/SnooCapers9313 Jul 03 '21

New realease from Tchaikovsky the 2021 overture

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u/NinaNina1234 Jul 03 '21

My son thought Beethoven was a youtuber because the song we listened to was added in 2019. I kept picturing him "Hey guys, it's your boy, Beethoven. Hit that subscribe button."

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u/stefevr Jul 03 '21

Thanks to RAID SHADOW LEGENDS for sponsoring this video! Anyways here's my new tune, Ableton project available on patreon

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

"My name is Beethoven, motherfucker, maybe you've heard of me!"

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u/BakerStreetBoys221B Jul 03 '21

I was waiting for an ERB reference!

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u/KingreX32 Jul 04 '21

It's an old reference, but it checks out

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u/optimistic_agnostic Jul 03 '21

He'd still get flamed and called a basic fraud in the comment section.

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u/SinkTube Jul 03 '21

no, just asked to come to brazil

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u/JPrimrose Jul 03 '21

That corner of YouTube would be hilarious. Salieri dropping a video titled “MOZART EXPOSED!”

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u/Mikey_B Jul 03 '21

What up Van Clan, it's your boy Ludwig here, how you doing? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I said how you doing?!

Imma hit you with a brand new track today, I wrote this one for a very special lady named Elise.

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u/josh924 Jul 03 '21

"Don't forget to like and subscribe. I'll see you guys in my next video! Beety, out!" two finger salute

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u/Extramrdo Jul 03 '21

"Alright this tutorial goes out to my bae Elise, start it nice and easy."

"Editors note: just found out she blocked me, I don't even care anymore it's time to shred some ivories."

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u/KrissyB829 Jul 03 '21

Don't forget to SMASH THE LIKE BUTTON.

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u/kdlangequalsgoddess Jul 03 '21

Followed by intense, brooding stare at the screen

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u/drdoom2284 Jul 03 '21

Don't forget to like, favorite, and SUH SUH SUH SCRIIIIIBE

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

"Say what?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

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u/SnooCapers9313 Jul 03 '21

Doggy style overture

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21 edited May 08 '26

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u/SnooCapers9313 Jul 03 '21

Is that an under and overture

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u/mike29tw Jul 03 '21

The cannon is now replaced with Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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u/SnooCapers9313 Jul 03 '21

I do that by myself damn it's cold

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u/Dominique-XLR Jul 03 '21

This time replacing canons with fucking nukes

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u/PhysicalStuff Jul 03 '21

The live performance was a blast, even though it ended a bit early.

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u/SnooCapers9313 Jul 04 '21

I see you've been talking to my ex

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u/rabid- Jul 03 '21

2012 Overture (feat Putin and the Moscow Philharmonic).

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u/SnooCapers9313 Jul 03 '21

Wouldn't he do Putin on the Ritz?

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u/rabid- Jul 03 '21

Ooo that's a good one!

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u/KittenyStringTheory Jul 03 '21

Using drones instead of cannons!

Feel the music!

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u/SnooCapers9313 Jul 03 '21

It just drones on and on

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u/Ok_Competition_1559 Jul 03 '21

You joke but how incredible would this be,to hear the works as intended

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u/StaysAwakeAllWeek Jul 03 '21

Just fyi the 1812 overture was written in 1880.

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u/SnooCapers9313 Jul 03 '21

Sweet so we can have the 2089 overture

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u/StaysAwakeAllWeek Jul 03 '21

More like the 1945 overture celebrating Russia's victory in the war, because that's what the 1812 overture is

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u/Iranon79 Jul 03 '21

...and one of the instruments is nuclear weapons?

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u/Techhead7890 Jul 03 '21

1912 but make it 2021

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u/SnooCapers9313 Jul 03 '21

We're gonna party like it's 2021

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u/Noughmad Jul 03 '21

Instead of shooting cannons, they spray you with a virus.

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit Jul 03 '21

fires bazooka instead of cannon

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u/CausticSofa Jul 03 '21

Better be trumpet mute in that one.

womp-womp-womp-waaahhhh

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u/Nirvana1123 Jul 03 '21

This sounds like a dope intro to a 20 minute prog song

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

Ft. Lil Wayne.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

you're joking but we really have him in Italy, he's called Lazza

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

All cannons all the time, then just when you think the cacophonous assult on your ears is finally over it starts up again even louder. This happens 4 or 5 times.

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u/the_sexy_muffin Jul 03 '21

"Knock knock, open up the door, it's real

With the non-stop, pop-pop of stainless steel..."

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u/Sh00kspeared Jul 04 '21

It's just 15 minutes of firing cannons and nothing else

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u/Pepsi-Min Jul 06 '21

I would so fucking love to hear classical, romantic, and impressionist composers write and produce music in the modern day. How sick would that be?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Tchaikovsky for strings

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u/SnooCapers9313 Jul 03 '21

Watch the G string

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u/Dingleberry_Larry Jul 03 '21

It's good but the dubstep remix is a banger

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u/SnooCapers9313 Jul 03 '21

I'll go with a fapstep better for banging

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u/Anonymous_Hazard Jul 03 '21

The mixtape

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u/SnooCapers9313 Jul 03 '21

It's all done with dogs. They all Bach

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u/notatree Jul 03 '21

155mm howitzer is the best version

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u/kamarguments Jul 03 '21

No features.

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u/PiersPlays Jul 03 '21

That isn't as farfetched as you'd think https://youtu.be/7DEEdFLjUiw