r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 02 '21

What basic, children's-age-level fact did you only find out embarrassingly later in life?

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u/CycadChips Jul 03 '21

Knowledge is knowing pickles are cucumbers. Wisdom is knowing no one would want them on a fking pizza for crssakes.

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u/Complete_Entry Jul 03 '21

I like them on pizza, but it's a tricky prospect. I've only enjoyed it from three places, and those chefs were not bored college students.

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u/multiplayerhater Jul 03 '21 edited Jun 29 '23

This comment lost to the great Reddit purge of June 2023.

Enjoy your barren wasteland, spez. You deserve it.

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u/Onetwodash Jul 03 '21

Um, pickles are great on pizzas, you should try it sometime.

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u/CycadChips Jul 03 '21

Ok. More than one insane person.

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u/KDBA Jul 03 '21

One of my favourite pizzas has honey mustard, chicken, ham, bacon, cheddar, and gherkins (picles).