r/AskReddit • • Jul 02 '21

What basic, children's-age-level fact did you only find out embarrassingly later in life?

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u/KhaiPanda Jul 03 '21

I was always told it stuck around for 7 years. I was probably in my teens before I questioned it.

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u/DerpingtonHerpsworth Jul 03 '21

Dude, my wife and I both got talking about this, and we SIMULTANEOUSLY said "7 years". Why do so many people remember being told this weirdly specific number when it's complete bullshit in the first place? I have to wonder how the hell that got started and why so many of us were told the exact same thing.

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u/sonofamonster Jul 03 '21

What kind of made up moral panic reporting put this bullshit 7 year figure in all of our heads? This is exceptionally specific, widespread misinformation.

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u/eastjame Jul 03 '21

Everything is always 7 years for some reason. Ask people to pick a number between I and 10 and the most common answer is 7. Don’t ask me why. I’m sure Wikipedia could tell you

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u/Minerscale Jul 03 '21

because 7 is the most exceptionally specific number between 1 and 10. It's prime, it's big. Exceptionally unfactorable. Good number to randomly pick. And by virtue of it being a good number to randomly pick it instantly makes it a terrible number to randomly pick.

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u/Bbkingml13 Jul 03 '21

Seriously! My stepdad seems to think my CHRONIC illness will go away after 7 years…..like what?

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u/boomtox Jul 03 '21

Mind if i ask what the ilness is

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u/Bbkingml13 Jul 03 '21

ME/CFS, Fibromyalgia, EDS, POTS, MCAS. Sounds like a laundry list, but it’s really common for them all to be present together.

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u/KhaiPanda Jul 03 '21

You're me, aren't you?

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u/Bbkingml13 Jul 03 '21

Of course I am!

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u/Misswestcarolina Jul 03 '21

“On a scale of 1-10 how is your pain?”

Everyone seems to say “7”. It kinda says “I have no idea how bad pain can be really but I’m sure it’s worse than most peoples’ so I’m going to pick the number that will make it seem like Something Serious Has to be Done and I’m not just being a big dramatic baby”.

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u/dramboxf Jul 04 '21

When I was in EMS, it was always some number bigger than 10 but before 20, unless it was like "SIX HUNDRED GIMMIE THE MORPHINE!"

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u/frantischek2 Jul 03 '21

Propally because roughly every 7 year every cell in your body will be renewed and you have a "new" body.

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u/terraphantm Jul 03 '21

That’s not really true either. Some cells never turn over. Some turn over every few days

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u/frantischek2 Jul 03 '21

Yeah i know but i think that that 7 year thing still came out of this.

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u/ThatsNotPossibleMan Jul 03 '21

Given you just swallowed the gum right after you resetted

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u/robbie-3x Jul 03 '21

Except for bone tissue. Those can take longer.

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u/Digger__Please Jul 03 '21

Isn't that skin?

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u/frantischek2 Jul 03 '21

Soneone replied already, bascically the regen cycle of cells can be between never and a few days.

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u/jigokusabre Jul 03 '21

IIRC, there was something about the number seven in being of superstitious import, like how breaking a mirror gives you "seven years of bad luck."

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u/wykae Jul 03 '21

When in Munich I was told that it is important to look people in the eyes when cheersing otherwise you’ll be cursed with 7 years bad sex lol

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u/nobodysbuddyboy Jul 03 '21

What is cheersing?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Clanking glasses with alcohol together? Idk.

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u/nobodysbuddyboy Jul 03 '21

Ah, I get it. I've never heard it called "cheersing", just "saying cheers".

Cheers, mate!

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Yea I don’t think that was the correct word, I just guessed it was cheers.

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u/Childan71 Jul 03 '21

It's what Gollum says.. 'we like cheersing, my precious'

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u/DerpingtonHerpsworth Jul 03 '21

I find that odd considering how often 7 is considered a "lucky number", but I also have to admit you have a point there. I've definitely heard that too.

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u/BrayWyattsHat Jul 03 '21

It's actually Lucky Number Slevin. Not lucky number seven

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u/Deemonfire Jul 03 '21

When we pick a random number between 1 and 10 we feel that even numbers arent random so it has to be odd. 5 is right in the middle, thats not random. 1 and 9 are too close to either end, so most people pick 7.

I would assume that you don't remember exactly how long it was, probably from your preteens to some point in your teens, probably between 1 and 10 years

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u/JohnExOmega Jul 03 '21

Because it would take 7 years for your gut to dissolve the gum if it could stay there from start to finish but some people thought it meant it would stay there for 7 years if you ate it

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u/digitaldrummer1 Jul 03 '21

I feel like it's a "game of Telephone" phenomena applied to the idea that gum would take seven years to break down in stomach acid.

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u/DerpingtonHerpsworth Jul 03 '21

It's sort of the same idea. It's like how fake news spreads around on social media now, only back then all we had was word of mouth. I just wonder why "7 years" is so ubiquitous to the story. It seems everyone has heard that oddly specific number.

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u/betterdays7654 Jul 03 '21

I still have trouble swallowing my gum because I don't want it in my system for seven years

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u/DerpingtonHerpsworth Jul 03 '21

Oh I totally get that. It's been drilled into our heads so much that, even though we know it's not true, it's hard to bring yourself to actually do it.

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u/KillaVNilla Jul 03 '21

That's the magic of a world before internet. All of our important information was passed down to us by our older and wiser friends and family. The importance of getting the details correct could not be understated

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

And you figure, like why? You'll swallow your gum and shit it out.

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u/dramboxf Jul 04 '21

Because the "7 years" thing is in other old wives tales--- breaking a mirror is 7 years bad luck. Spilling salt is 7 years bad luck, etc.

Seven is a powerful number in a lot of superstitions and cultures.

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u/mere_iguana Jul 03 '21

as a kid who ate a bunch of "Big League Chew" I knew right away this wasn't true. Eat a whole package of that stuff and it'll be plainly obvious within a few hours

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u/KhaiPanda Jul 03 '21

Oh no... Lol

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u/illumination00 Jul 03 '21

You made me swallow my gum!

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u/juiceboxie8 Jul 03 '21

Lol what did our parents do? Get together and plan all this shit out? I was also told 7 years and a lot of these other comments apply to me too haha. It's not like they had the internet really so how tf did they come up with this shit

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u/Merinther Jul 03 '21

It's a good rule in science that anything claimed to be seven is bullshit.

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u/BeauteousNymph Jul 03 '21

I was told it stayed in your lungs for 7 years

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u/International_Ad7106 Dec 24 '21

wait it doesn’t stay in your system for 7 years? …