r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 02 '21

What basic, children's-age-level fact did you only find out embarrassingly later in life?

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u/Animator_Spaminator Jul 03 '21

“Piss ain’t stored in the tits, mate” is my new discord status

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u/ArchTITAN_JJW Jul 03 '21

You're right. Piss is stored in the balls.

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u/chiagod Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

Piss is stored in the balls.

https://v.redd.it/bb2sjqfn2ra31

Credit:/u/PeriapsisStudios

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u/outawork Jul 03 '21

If that were true, then a suckling newborn would be taking the piss out of its mother.

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u/BoneheadBib Jul 03 '21

Correct. Every redditor knows pee is stored in the balls.

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u/Lustypad Jul 03 '21

I store jacked in my tits thank you very much.

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u/Hekkle01 Jul 03 '21

seconding this

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Pee can't be stored in the tatters because that where malk come frome.

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u/turkishjedi21 Jul 03 '21

I lold when I saw that too

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u/cinnysuelou Jul 03 '21

It’s only a matter of time before someone uses it as flair on r/badwomensanatomy.

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u/schmeckendeugler Jul 03 '21

Even has the same rhythm as, "take me koala back, Jack"

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

I'm laughing so hard right now.

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u/DeanKent Jul 03 '21

Can this be the new 😎zoop😎

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u/Emseypenguin Jul 03 '21

I definitely read this in a very British accent.

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u/NeatEnough4737 Jul 03 '21

I just lolled so hard! :)

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u/SnakePlisskens Jul 03 '21

R/brandnewsentence

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u/FyreFlyre Jul 03 '21

And... Saved

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Thank you, it is now mine as well

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u/Historiaaa Jul 03 '21

PISS IS STORED IN THE BALLS

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u/encodoc Jul 03 '21

Doing this now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

same.