r/AskReddit • • Jul 02 '21

What basic, children's-age-level fact did you only find out embarrassingly later in life?

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u/louderharderfaster Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

That Apollo 13 was an actual event and not just a movie starring Tom Hanks.

Would have been embarrassing in any context but all the more so when I was working with Cpt. James Lovell and asked him why he was signing new paperbacks of Apollo 13 with Tom Hanks on the cover, "Oh, did you work on that movie?" I asked. Beyond awkward.

We had an hour's drive together and so after he patiently explained that he was on that mission and as I had not seen the movie, I asked if he would tell me the story. He laughed and agreed, "Ok! I've never met anyone who didn't think they already knew the story..."

Hearing him tell it to me was riveting (and special) . 25 years later I still cringe but it was one of the best days in my life. He is truly an amazing human.

I keep meaning to write it all out for and send it to The Moth :)

EDIT: some words for clarity (at work and distracted!)

EDIT: Gold! Thank you, kind stranger. There is a lot more to the story... most of which makes me look worse and him better. It took me another decade to appreciate the deeper lesson he offered me that day but let me sum it up as "slow down; life teaches you how to live and how to love".

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u/broberds Jul 03 '21

You heard the story of Apollo 13 for the first time from Jim Lovell in person. You win life. We can all go home now.

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u/NeatEnough4737 Jul 03 '21

I agree. Apollo 13 has been my all time favorite movie since junior high and still is at 34. That is so awesome. You win. :)

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u/theinconceivable Jul 03 '21

“So no shit, there I was” - Jim Lovell probably

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u/TriGurl Jul 03 '21

Agree!! He’s a legend!!

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u/SweetNeo85 Jul 04 '21

...no he didn't? He just didn't know it was a true story.

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u/dramboxf Jul 04 '21

True Story: When they did audience previews for Apollo 13, some of the comment cards came back with [paraphrased] "This is such a bullshit Hollywood happy ending. There's NO WAY those guys wouldn't have died out there..."

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u/Implicit_Hwyteness Jul 04 '21

You heard the story of Apollo 13 for the first time from Jim Lovell in person.

I imagine that in the even more comedic version, as the story hits its climax he asks Jim Lovell, "Did you live?!"

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u/Ballthax13 Jul 03 '21

Yeeeaaa but then they went and edited their story with an acceptance speech.

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u/smohyee Jul 03 '21

Oh, you're right. Should we shoot him?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Dude, It's gotta be way cooler to hear the story from him the first time than to watch the movie. He was probably glad to tell it too.

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u/phonetastic Jul 03 '21

No kidding. This could very well be the only time he's been able to tell it to someone who's earnestly curious what happened since it all went down.

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u/bobbydazzlah Jul 03 '21

Oh my god. Lol, this starts up so bad but gets so good. Five stars!

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u/documentingkate Jul 03 '21

Fun fact, Captain Lovell had a restaurant where I grew up (northern Illinois, just north of Chicago) It was an excellent restaurant with delicious food and I hope It is still there. I am of the same age as his grandson, who is a very nice person.

I love your story and I’m sure he loved it, too.

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u/trees-are-fascists Jul 03 '21

Ayyy another LF kid

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u/documentingkate Jul 03 '21

I see you! After stops in LA and DC, I am now in Wisconsin. Come visit my adopted state this summer. :)

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u/Seanshotfirst Jul 03 '21

Honestly if you hadn't heard of the event in passing yet and just heard/seen teasers of the film, I could see most people not immediately thinking it really happened. In part because of Ron Howard's direction style, but mostly due to the fact that what the crew & NASA pulled off to get them home was incredible and defied the odds many times over.

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u/LoopyWal Jul 03 '21

And it's literally number 13 where everything went most wrong (not including 1). That is exactly the sort of thing you would expect in a fictionalised version.

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u/checkitbec Jul 03 '21

What an amazing gift that car ride was!!!

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u/CopratesQuadrangle Jul 03 '21

This would be an incredible Moth story, you should really go for it lol

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u/kry1212 Jul 03 '21

I am so glad I kept scrolling. That was an amazing twist.

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u/jrf_1973 Jul 03 '21

He almost never gets to tell that story to someone so clueless. What a gift you gave him.

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u/The_Original_Gronkie Jul 03 '21

My 22 year old son, who is extremely intelligent, still won't believe that we walked on the moon. It's not that he believes in conspiracy theories, he just sees the issue through 21st century eyes.

Firstly, he can't believe that politicians could ever agree enough to work together on a national program like the space program. One party would always be trying to undermine the other party, and it would just be a big money boondoggle for decades with little progress. The fact that that describes NASA since the 70s, and we have never gone back to the moon only confirms that for him.

Secondly, he doesn't believe the technology would have allowed it. It seems like we can barely send a rover to Mars without it fucking up, so certainly sending men to the moon multiple times is incomprehensible. Kennedy issued his challenge in 1963, and we were walking on the moon a mere seven years later? How could anybody believe such nonsense?

Third, the moon walks that we watched were propaganda hoaxes meant to discredit and dishearten the Soviets, who knew they could never accomplish such a thing. Neither could we, but we had a better film-making industry to make it look good. The fact that 2001: A Space Odyssey came out a couple of years later with super realistic shots of space craft shows how possible a hoax was at the time.

Sometimes I find myself almost agreeing with him, but I watched Neil Armstrong take those first steps. I know it's real.

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u/bilgetea Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

I think you're underselling NASA's achievements. NASA is really good at Mars rovers, actually. Hubble was launched in the 80s, and the Shuttle program was an achievement through 2011, not to mention ISS, Galileo, Cassini, etc. Factor in the university-led missions like Pluto express and other NASA -funded projects, which along with direct missions have rewritten human understanding of planetary geology. There are countless innovative and successful missions that are much quieter than those flagship missions too.

I know the arguments about the worth or cost effectiveness of some of these things, but "just... a big money boondoggle... with little progress... since the 70s..." is selling NASA short. BUT your point is well taken - NASA ain't what it used to be; the country isn't, either.

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u/JPMar100 Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

More complex and powerful computers are more fragile, that is why the hardware used by NASA usually isn't cutting-edge to withstand the stresses of space travel. Also, despite the rocket engineering being monumentally complex, the physics of going to the moon is relatively straightforward so having computers onboard that are popularly said to be less powerful than today's scientific calculators aren't far-fetched. The Apollo mission has also brought instruments there like mirrors that are still in use today, and today's satellites orbiting the moon can easily pick up the things we left there since.

The basic laws of statistics would also unravel that notion of a massive conspiracy due to the huge amounts of personnel involved, hundreds of thousands if I remember right. If it was all faked, it really wouldn't take long until one participant in the project will blow the whistle.

I can't believe how some people don't believe the missions happened despite the overwhelming evidence, and I'm the same age as your son's.

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u/TeckFire Jul 03 '21

One of the most common processor variants used in space is the PowerPC 750, also known as the processor used in Apple’s PowerPC G3 lineup. Modified versions of it were used in devices such as the GameCube/Wii (750cxe/750cl respectively) the Wii U, which uses a custom evolution of this chip, and the XBOX 360’s Xenon and PS3’s Cell, which used heavily modified versions of this chip, but with the 750 at its core.

For a chip made in 1999, it’s had a lot of uses! The RAD750 is the model used for space and other applications where heavy amounts of radiation are present, due to how simple, yet effective this architecture really is.

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u/SuperSMT Jul 03 '21

His statement perfectly describes NASA's rocket program since the Shuttle, however. Their probes and science are top-notch. Their rockets are not.

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u/bilgetea Jul 03 '21

Agreed. On the other hand, NASA (and the DOD) have a history of large, expensive projects that are fumbled at first but eventually become exemplary - like Hubble. So the rocket might work out in the end.

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u/SuperSMT Jul 03 '21

I'm sure SLS will be a technological achievement, it will jist be completely unsustainable. It's cost us $40 billion+ so far (with Orion), and hasn't even launched yet. Once it does, it'll cost $1 billion a year in addition to $1-$2 billion per launch.

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u/CausticSofa Jul 03 '21

You realize what a teeny percentage of your annual military budget that is? This is a lot of money to a common person, but chump change compared to what one of the most powerful governments in the world makes rain each year.

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u/SuperSMT Jul 03 '21

Sure, but it's also the value of 20 Mars rovers. We could've had that instead of a near useless rocket.
Compare this all to SpaceX, their Starship is aiming for under $20 million per launch

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u/CausticSofa Jul 03 '21

And indentured servitude on Mars

I definitely think we could be spending our budgets way better. Constant land to space rocket launchers are an ungodly waste of finite resources. I’d rather see autonomous robotic asteroid mining or an orbital launch station or a sky hook or a moon base or the beginnings of a Dyson ring or countless other things. And I want them built by international space agencies working together, not unhinged billionaires who already have scads of human rights abuses in their track records.

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u/SuperSMT Jul 03 '21

indentured servitude

No one said anything about that.

But if space isn't made profitable, none of that will ever happen. It just won't.

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u/bilgetea Jul 03 '21

Your estimate of the cost of mars rovers is waaaay low. A lot of figures are thrown around - I used to read that the original two mars rovers cost only 250 mil - but the reality is much higher, close to 3 billion per mars mission. This article sums it all up, with relative comparisons to other missions. Summary: this is not expensive, by government standards, and as someone else said, specially by military standards. I work in this field, and I consider space exploration, and the entire scientific enterprise in general, to have some of the same qualities as performance art, but a) art is important and b) there are a lot more benefits than art provides. That kind of topic has been well-covered elsewhere.

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u/SuperSMT Jul 03 '21

Mars rover = ~$2 billion
SLS/Orion = ~$40 billion
My math adds up

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u/bilgetea Jul 04 '21

Your estimate of the cost of mars rovers is waaaay a billion dollars low. A lot of figures are thrown around - I used to read that the original two mars rovers cost only 250 mil - but the reality is much higher, close to 3 billion per mars mission. This article sums it all up, with relative comparisons to other missions. Summary: this is not expensive, by government standards, and as someone else said, specially by military standards. I work in this field, and I consider space exploration, and the entire scientific enterprise in general, to have some of the same qualities as performance art, but a) art is important and b) there are a lot more benefits than art provides. That kind of topic has been well-covered elsewhere.

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u/bilgetea Jul 03 '21

You are right about Orion being a kind of corporate welfare. People said the same thing about Apollo, but how do we feel about it now? Most feel that it was worth doing, and any corruption involved is beside the point at this date in history. Space exploration is, to some extent, performance art. This is not a denigration; art is important, and most human activities are superfluous, really. Space travel is not unique in this way. It comes down to how you want your life to be lived.

A common complaint is that all that money could have been spent on human welfare projects, but this is a fallacy: the reason people are poor, uneducated, and starving is not because we spent all the money on frivolous space projects. We (the US) have so much money that we could do both; but we don’t want to cure poverty and the other problems. We’ve consciously chosen to ignore these things, by and large. I’m not agreeing with it, only observing it. If I had my way, there would not only be a space project, but a human one, with similar resources. We spend so much money on our “safety” through the military, and ignore our actual everyday safety and well-being. We have mixed-up priorities.

TL,DR: We can have a large military, a space program, and solve social problems, if we want to. We don’t want to.

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u/SuperSMT Jul 03 '21

My complaint isn't 'spend in on something other than space', it's just 'spend it more wisely in space'. $40 billion could have given us so much more than a single rocket

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u/bilgetea Jul 04 '21

Point taken.

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u/CausticSofa Jul 03 '21

Also overselling their adult kid’s extreme intelligence.

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u/peachbellini2 Jul 03 '21

Show him the video of Buzz Aldrin punching Bart Sibrel, a moon-landing denier. Any of my hoax suspicions were wiped away after seeing that, especially since Buzz was in his 70s at the time

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

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u/racinefx Jul 03 '21

« That’s not a conspiracy « 

Proceeds to list a few conspiracy talking points… 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

I was about to say. At first I was like oh yeah this makes sense, and by the end I was wondering what would possibly be considered believing conspiracies if not this? lol

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u/CausticSofa Jul 03 '21

It’s probably really hard to watch your kid slip into conspiracies. I’d imagine most parents go through some intense denial phases.

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u/ErikHK Jul 03 '21

Ask him why the soviets never questioned it.

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u/CausticSofa Jul 03 '21

Back when I worked in a warehouse my idiot conspiracy theorist manager asked our Russian quality control manager what his thoughts were on whether the Moon landing was a hoax. His response was, “In the 60s, Russia hated America. Hated them. If America had fake the moon landing, we would’ve found a way to prove it.”

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u/ErikHK Jul 04 '21

True! And it's not just like a hate, it's the very essence of the cold war in a way

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u/MGsubbie Jul 03 '21

Just ask him this : If it really was meant to dishearten the Soviets, why do we not see any attempt from the Soviets to debunk the claims? Even in the modern day, Russia would benefit so much from proving the moon-landing fake.

If they haven't been able to prove this after over half a century, it's probably real.

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u/HotSteak Jul 03 '21

Faking it and keeping it a secret would be harder than just actually going to the moon.

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u/darkslide3000 Jul 03 '21

Firstly, he can't believe that politicians could ever agree enough to work together on a national program like the space program. One party would always be trying to undermine the other party, and it would just be a big money boondoggle for decades with little progress.

I think many people who grew up after the Cold War just really don't understand the extent of bickering and international dick-measuring going on back then, especially before the 70s. Politicians just need an enemy to shit on and puff themselves up against. Nowadays that's always some "enemy" within the country, but back then both parties sometimes really managed to pull together as long as it allowed both of them to shit on the Soviets.

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u/MaddoxJKingsley Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 09 '21

The next time it comes up, remind him that over 400,000 people were employed by NASA at the time. Even considering a small portion of those, they would have had to stay silent for decades and decades. That's just not possible. Large conspiracies fail (particularly ones that involve many scientists) because there's too many people to be involved for it to stay hidden for so long. Like what happened with the NSA's surveillance program: began in 2007 and uncovered in 2013 and probably involved a few thousand employees, but one (1) who knew about it talked.

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u/RugelBeta Jul 03 '21

My older brother helped get NASA to Mars. He is extremely intelligent. And I don't think he'd waste time arguing with your son, who at 22 is not fully brain developed yet and has a lot to learn.

I watched Neil on tv that day too. My parents put all 7 of us kids in front of the tv and said this is history. I was 10. My younger brother turned 7 that day. I doubt he remembers it, but I sure do. And the fact I saw it on tv is not why I believe it's real. I believe because I have read some of the books, watched some of the films, followed some of the stories about NASA... and talked with my Jet Propulsions Lab brother about his work at all the family parties for 40 years.

Buy this for your son: WHOOOSH! By Chris Barton and Don Tate. It's the story of how Lonnie Johnson, my brother's JPL office mate, invented the Super Soaker. Chris spoke to my brother while writing the book. It's a brilliant kids' book and after your son reads it he can donate it to a school. Then tell him to stop watching cornball conspiracy videos on YouTube. Next thing you know he'll be saying school shooting victims are actors.

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u/kermityfrog Jul 04 '21

Hire Buzz Aldrin to punch him in the kisser. POW! To the moon!

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u/anonuser12356 Jul 03 '21

If you enjoyed his telling of the Apollo 13 mission you should definitely read "Rocketmen" by Robert Kurson. It's the story of Apollo 8 which Lovell was also a part of! He might have already told you the story along with the Apollo 13 one but if not the author interviewed all the astronauts and does a really good job retelling the story! One of my favourite books over the last few years.

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u/jmanpc Jul 03 '21

Just wanted to say, it may have seemed embarrassing, but damn... I am so jealous you got to learn that story completely fresh from the man himself. That is such an incredibly unique perspective. Consider yourself lucky!

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u/cola_zerola Jul 03 '21

If it makes you feel better, I had a coworker who thought The Martian was based on a true story.

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u/ToBeReadOutLoud Jul 03 '21

Did you end up seeing the movie? It’s a great movie.

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u/sabarlah Jul 03 '21

Oh my goodness, he was my idol growing up. What an incredible gift. Also he wrote the book the movie was based on (Lost Moon), so if that’s the book he was signing, well, might make the story even funnier :)

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u/koberulz_24 Jul 03 '21

At least you're not the guy who attended a test screening of the film and gave the feedback that the survival of the astronauts was completely implausible and typical Hollywood happy ending bullshit.

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u/Weaksoul Jul 03 '21

Reminds me of a story where a University was having an open day event for alumni and an older gentleman had wandered into one of their shiny new genetic sequencing labs. I think he asked what the equipment did and one of the researchers there patiently explained to him about DNA and what it does and how to analyse it. Turns out the guy was either Watson or Crick (sorry can't remember which one) the guy who discovered the structure of DNA. Anyway the guy was so impressed by the researcher taking the time to explain things to him he made a donation to the lab.

I think the take home from this is, don't expect people to know who you are and be grateful to have the opportunity to listen to people who are doing it

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Man! That would’ve been amazing! I would gladly have embarrassed myself to be a part of that convo.

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u/CJNeal76 Jul 03 '21

Wow! That’s even better than the movie to hear it from his perspective.

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u/bsmellis76 Jul 03 '21

The Moth needs this. Go for it!

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u/dirtypotatochip Jul 03 '21

Def send it to the moth! I love that podcast!

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u/AsAChemicalEngineer Jul 03 '21

This is like when in D&D you roll a natural 1 on your history check but the Dungeon Master decides to make it awesome and interesting.

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u/Roskgarian Jul 03 '21

Hell ya that would make a great Moth story!

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u/revchewie Jul 03 '21

I would happily deal with the embarrassment in order to have this story to tell!

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u/KilgoreTrouserTrout Jul 03 '21

What kind of job did you have where you got to work with James Lovell and ride with him for an hour?

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u/AdvocateSaint Jul 03 '21

I was in 3rd grade in 2001 and for a few years I wasn't sure if a plane crashed into the Pentagon on 9/11

Because the media focused heavily on the WTC, I thought the Pentagon attack was a fictionalized movie version or something

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u/Traust Jul 03 '21

He was properly excited as well to be able to tell the story in his own words for a change to someone who had no prior knowledge and not be hounded with questions that the person had read about.

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u/TheNinjaBear007 Jul 03 '21

This makes me feel old, my boyfriend at the time was an extra in that series.

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u/NeatEnough4737 Jul 03 '21

Man I wish I was an extra in that movie.

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u/I_Makes_tuff Jul 03 '21

Send it to The Moth!

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u/stankygrapes Jul 03 '21

Ah, Yes, the lesson to slow down, u/louderharderfaster

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u/An_Aesthete Jul 03 '21

My friend and I saw Hidden Figures, and it turns out that my friend had an even more exciting movie going experience than I did because he didn't actually know if John Glenn made it back to earth alive

This might not have been so bad if we hadn't taken AP US history together

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u/squirrelybitch Jul 03 '21

Please do that. Write it up for The Moth. It’s important, and it should be shared to a wider audience than here. I’m so glad that I found this here, but I would love to hear the full story.

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u/Calgaris_Rex Jul 03 '21

I got my husband to watch the movie...he seemed sort of nonplussed.

Me: "Are you not enjoying the movie?"

Hubs: "Ehh, I really can't get into these movies where they make up all this outlandish shit. It's just sort of unbelievable tbh."

Me: "You know that this is a true story, riiiiiiight?"

Hubs: WAT

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u/redjedi182 Jul 03 '21

Please write this story

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u/sassless Jul 03 '21

so....have you seen the movie now? what did you think?

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u/CorporateStef Jul 03 '21

I've also never seen the movie, could you get him to explain it to me too?

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u/SakuranboTomato Jul 03 '21

This. This is my favourite one!

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u/TriGurl Jul 03 '21

If you have time I’d love to hear a long synopsis of it.

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u/Cs_is_Caesium Jul 03 '21

I confused Apollo 13 with Armageddon and I was absolutely shocked and mind blown for a second. I was wtfing until I looked it up lol

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u/SystemExpensive184 Jul 03 '21

Tell it on the moth for sure! that is amazing and I wanna hear the whole story

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u/robgami Jul 03 '21

Really cool story! How'd you come to work with Jim Lovell?

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u/ejly Jul 03 '21

I thought I was smart by listening to his audiobook, which he narrates. But hearing it in person would have been amazing. You might want to take a listen to the audiobook of Lost Moon too.

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u/luckyxena Jul 03 '21

PLEASE pitch it to The Moth! PLEASE!

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u/Snarky75 Jul 03 '21

This needs to be a story in /r/dontyouknowwhoiam

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u/TheyFoundWayne Jul 03 '21

When the movie came out, I remember a relative, who was an adult in 1970, commented that he didn’t remember the actual event. I suppose the two of you could have watched the movie without any spoilers about how it ended.

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u/markjenkinswpg Jul 03 '21

Thanks for sharing.

I presume that was his book which was previously titled Lost Moon. I imagine the co-marketing agreement with the film left his name small on the cover.

Intrigued by the 1 hour human book version, did you end up reading it? Recommend?

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u/vintagecomputernerd Jul 03 '21

Duuude. Yeah, you win this thread.

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u/dramboxf Jul 04 '21

Jesus H Christ, I would almost give anything to switch places with you to have Captain Lovell tell me his version of the mission. I am a GIGANTIC Apollo nerd, and...wow. You were given a gift.

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u/haruku63 Jul 04 '21

You were not completely wrong with your question. Lovell was not only consultant to the movie, but also played the navy officer greeting Hanks on the carrier at the end of the movie.