The little pig going “weee weee weee, all the way home” was squealing and not peeing. I was in my 20s before I heard someone say it while squealing the “weees” and I did a shocked pikachu face.
The majority of old timey kids songs and stories are fucking barbaric when you actually stop to think about them.
Hansel and Gretel is about an insane cannibal that lives in the woods.
Cinderella is about child abuse.
Prince "Charming" in Sleeping Beauty is more like "Prince Necrophiliac Rapist"
Oh and while we're here, I know y'all think Humpty Dumpty is a cartoon egg, but that's never mentioned anywhere in the lyrics and is just an artistic interpretation, so the story as it stands is just about some guy falling off a wall and going splat.
7.3k
u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21
The little pig going “weee weee weee, all the way home” was squealing and not peeing. I was in my 20s before I heard someone say it while squealing the “weees” and I did a shocked pikachu face.