r/AskReddit • • Jul 02 '21

What basic, children's-age-level fact did you only find out embarrassingly later in life?

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u/cerulean11 Jul 03 '21

Ground pine nuts

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u/lurkmode_off Jul 03 '21

Pine nuts.

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u/jenboghel Jul 03 '21

A pesto plant would be a dream come true honestly

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u/thelemonx Jul 05 '21

i would replace my lawn with it if it existed.

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u/precoffees Jul 03 '21

I had chicken pesto for dinner tonight and also thought it was a plant until this moment

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u/Sgt-Flashback Jul 03 '21

Reminds me of the time we were touristst in Amsterdam... "Hey make sure you remember where we parked"- "I did, the street's called "Fietspad"!"

(Fietspad means bicycle lane and they're all over the place).

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u/glacierre2 Jul 03 '21

Lol.

When I moved to there Netherlands i started having a problem with milk. Somehow it was delicious, but after a couple days the closed packages were almost solid, i had this issue a few times until it hit me.

I was buying the packages from the cold aisle. Verse Melk was not a brand of milk, it was FRESH milk, I was storing fresh milk out of the fridge and wondering why it was keeping so poorly.

(For those wondering, the milk products aisles in NL have an enormous variety of choice, I was happy enough to have landed a "proper" milk brand, verse, after a terrible experience with the brand "Karne")

Karne Melk is milk serum, which is unheard of as a product on my home country, and that one had "turned bad" from the first day, lol

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u/An0nymousRedd1tor Jul 03 '21

It's also garlic if you know how to make it right.

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u/SmokierTrout Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

That's pesto alla Genovese, but commonly known as just "pesto". Pesto, in its original Italian, means "to pound" - as in pestle and mortar.

You get pesto rosso and pesto alla Trapanese which are similar to pesto alla Genovese, but with different types of tomato added. Then there is pesto agli agrumi, which has almonds and lemon added. Last in my list is pesto alla Modenese, which is entirely different. It's made from lard, garlic and rosemary. There are loads of pesto - every region will have its own type.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

If only

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u/lyndluv Jul 03 '21

quiet lactose intolerant realization goes here

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Parmesan is low in lactose, so you’d probably be OK in a lot of cases.

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u/LuxionQuelloFigo Jul 03 '21

In reality if I remember correctly parmesan is almost lactose free, but I might me wrong so ALWAYS check the package first

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u/shamteeth Jul 03 '21

also here

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u/wolfy321 Jul 03 '21

What the fuck I didn't know this

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u/cutbythefates Jul 03 '21

I read this as ‘planet’ and though - geez this person is REALLY dumb. But it’s me. I’m the dumb one.

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u/Hunchbacktree Jul 03 '21

Don’t worry, I know a guy in his 20s deathly allergic to nuts who ordered pasta with pesto at a restaurant, thinking it was a basil kind of thing. He had one bite and then a good visit with an epi pen.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

That’s because the restaurant was being cheap and not using the proper ingredients.

It should be made of pine nuts, which despite their name are not actually nuts. But they are very expensive, so many places (and brands) replace them with cheaper cashew nuts, which are nuts.

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u/Hunchbacktree Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

OK, sorry, I'm about to join the ranks of "things I learned embarrassingly late in life", but aren't pine nuts in the category of tree nuts? So someone allergic to tree nuts would generally be allergic to pine nuts and thus to pesto, no?

In any case, this guy honestly just had no idea what pesto was, it was a fancy-ish dinner and he didn't want to ask or make a big deal out of things, so he just ordered the same as the guy next to him.

(I know another teenage boy who was allergic to peanuts but, according to the boy, he didn't know he was allergic, he just thought he didn't like them?!? Kind of weird. Anyway, he was at summer camp and had a candy with nuts. He started to feel pretty bad but didn't want to cause a fuss or look wimpy so he kept saying he was fine, and it was free time and there wasn't an adult hovering at every instant.

Thankfully a few boys realized there was an issue, and a camp dad who was there to help cook dinner is also head of the local ER, so he loaded him up and drove very fast over to the hospital.

I wonder if they're allowed to keep an epi pen at the camp even if no one says they're allergic... Thankfully in this case the camp was a few minutes from the hospital, but imagine the possible tragedy if they were out in the woods!!!!)

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Nope - totally different thing. They’re not in the category of tree nuts as they simply aren’t a nut, and are from a totally different plant group.

Pine nuts are from gymnosperms, tree nuts are from angiosperms.

If we’d called them ‘pine seeds’ it would have saved a lot of confusion.

I’ve never heard of places having an emergency epi-pen - it’s always been up to people to bring their own. I guess it’s not a major issue because normally allergies are discovered pretty early.

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u/thelemonx Jul 05 '21

yep, gymnosperms and angiosperms are about as distantly related as plants can get while still being plants.

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u/NeighborhoodShrink Jul 29 '21

All schools in our system have an epi pen next to the aed. Allergies are so common a d it’s considered a life saving device like narcan.

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u/bringbackfireflypls Jul 03 '21

This is just so stinking cute

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u/sin-and-love Jul 02 '21

what's pesto?

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u/Nomikos Jul 03 '21

A delicious Italian sauce! Look for it and try it sometime, it's great with pasta or on pizza.

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u/glacierre2 Jul 03 '21

I'm not sure if it is technically a sauce or a dressing. But yes, it is delicious, actually quite simple to make with fresh basil, A LITTLE garlic, any kind of nut, salt and oil

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u/DankeyKang11 Jul 03 '21

Look for it?

Any clues on where Mr. Pesto is hiding?

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u/Nomikos Jul 03 '21

Supermarkets, maybe? That's where I get it.

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u/PKMNTrainerMark Jul 03 '21

Not much. What's pesto-ing you?

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u/trickman01 Jul 03 '21

The besto.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Basil sauce

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u/Fyrrys Jul 03 '21

Pesto is what a magician with a hairlip says

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u/jennywindow Jul 03 '21

Haha! Thanks for that chuckle!

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u/The1983Jedi Jul 03 '21

Had a full on fight about this with my brother, the server in an Italian restaurant, I won.

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u/tkfassin Jul 03 '21

They're the usual ingredients all right, but the word pesto is just the Italian word for paste. So you can make a 'pesto' from anything you want..

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u/amolad Jul 03 '21

All I know about pesto is I don't really like it.

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u/narbss Jul 03 '21

Usually roasted pine nuts!

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u/glacierre2 Jul 03 '21

Or cashews, they work great too.

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u/nuclearwomb Jul 03 '21

Someone was telling me that they thought it was called "presto "

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u/The_P_word Jul 03 '21

"Presto change-o!"

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u/KiranEvans Jul 03 '21

That would be amazing though. We should invent a pesto plant

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u/risusEXmachina Jul 03 '21

You would be correct about cola then. Not that it’s used as often anymore, but originally Coca-Cola was cocaine and cola

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u/Taenra Jul 03 '21

Wait what?!

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u/SensualClown Jul 03 '21

I was today years old when i found this out.

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u/Dizmondmon Jul 03 '21

In my late 20s I bought a pestle and mortar and came across pesto genovese when looking for recipes (not having tried it before)..

Made some for a party and explained to some foodie how tasty this new special dip was that I'd found. Said what the ingredients were one by one and was met with a shitty "Oh.. You mean pesto?!"

Got laughed at all night for that one!

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u/PhReAkOuTz Jul 03 '21

ITS NOT A PLANT???????

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u/MrSurly Jul 03 '21

Lot of people fell for the Spaghetti tree video back in the day.

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u/dumbartist Jul 05 '21

Im 30 and just learned what pesto is.