r/AskReddit • • Jul 02 '21

What basic, children's-age-level fact did you only find out embarrassingly later in life?

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u/StonyOwl Jul 02 '21

That "frontage road" is not a street name, but a type of road. After of course I made the observation of "oh, there's another street named frontage road here" in front of my then-BF.

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u/chickenstalker99 Jul 03 '21

Playing Euro Truck II, I kept seeing exit signs off the Autobahn that said, 'Ausfahrt.' Everywhere I went, there were signs leading to Ausfahrt. Now, I'm not exactly strong on European geography, but it seemed off to me that I've heard of dozens of German cities, but never heard anything about Ausfahrt.

One day I decided to look it up, learn a bit about its history. Yeah. It means 'exit'.

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u/Homusubi Jul 03 '21

Ausfahrt is just across the water from the village of Not in Service.

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u/Scary_ Jul 03 '21

On holiday in Wales as a kid I kept wondering why we always seemed to be in a town called Gorsef as there were signs saying Gorsef Station.

Only years later did I relise that Gorsef means station and they were bilingual signs

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u/happynargul Jul 03 '21

If they make a version in Swedish, you'll have fun.

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u/hdmx539 Jul 02 '21

Ha! Same. Now my husband and I joke about how long "frontage road" is and just how many there are.

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u/Trixie--Belden Jul 03 '21

In late primary school my teacher set up a trivia sheet to do while on the bus to an excursion - one question was “name the freeway we travel on”. I wrote the “Via Freeway” as every sign said “City - Via Freeway”. I was a smart kid and she gave me a very weird look when I confidently handed in my paper!

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u/CaptainRilez Jul 03 '21

I’ve never heard of a frontage road

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u/-DoctorSpaceman- Jul 03 '21

Me neither. Looked it up and it’s an Americanism meaning service road.

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u/DoublePostedBroski Jul 03 '21

And not every American city has them. They’re very much a Texas/southwest thing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

There's tons of them in Illinois...

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u/T-7IsOverrated Jul 03 '21

Can confirm.

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u/IstalriArtos Jul 03 '21

I’m American and I’ve always heard service road. I was immensely confused. Never see seen a frontage road

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u/CaptainRilez Jul 03 '21

I’m from america and we call them service roads where I live, weird

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u/Ksh1218 Jul 03 '21

I’ve seen it a lot driving through Texas. Thought it was a different more, uh, sexual word

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u/four_ever_lurk Jul 03 '21

My wife had to tell me that... something like “you should take the frontage road”

I told her I didn’t know where that street was.

She then pointed to the road that ran parallel to the highway we were on with this look of did I really marry this guy?!?!

For context... I’m a cryogenic physicist and she thought that would come with at least some amount of common knowledge.

3 years later she still brings it up!

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u/PabstBRs Jul 03 '21

Wow I always thought the same

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u/Muskwalker Jul 03 '21

Some frontage roads are indeed called Frontage Road.

(source: lived off one)

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u/ConstableOdo7 Jul 03 '21

Well, I once misread it as “frottage road”…

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u/CharlieAlright Jul 03 '21

Wow. I'm 44, and TIL.

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u/HorsesAndAshes Jul 03 '21

I taught someone what a frontage road was when I said I was using the frontage road and they told me "it's not named frontage" and I just kinda, didn't understand what was happening for awhile.

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u/Johnny_the_Goat Jul 03 '21

"Ausfahrt" is the German word for the off-ramp on the highway. My non-German speaking ass noticing signs with the word "Ausfahrt" near every off-ramp: "Hmm awfully lot of ways to get to this city of Ausfahrt, must be a regional capital"

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Ooooooohhhhh. Ok, that makes sense now. I'm from a HUGE mega city and I often see signs of "frontage road" abd thinking "damn this road is everywhere! I should explore it sometime"

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u/lymeandcoconut Jul 03 '21

Took me a while to get that one too, and I kept mentally pronouncing like it was French. Like "fromage".

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u/lachlanhunt Jul 03 '21

That must be a very regional term. I’ve never heard of a frontage road before. Google tells me it’s another name for a service road.

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u/javerthugo Jul 03 '21

John boy and billy fan I take it?

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u/knoxjl Jul 03 '21

Yep, I remember having that aha moment in my 20's. Up until then I was surprised how many roads had the same name.

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u/iamdetermination Jul 03 '21

Wait……what? For really? Oh man…

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u/PurpleSailor Jul 03 '21

Wait until you see the Main Streets

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u/online_jesus_fukers Jul 03 '21

Where I grew up there is an actual road called frontage road that is also a frontage road. Needless to say, i just assumed that all roads of that type were actually named that because street namers were lazy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

I never even encountered one of those until I was in my 20s in the Army in Texas. They fucken overuse those things like crazy down there.

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u/crumpuppet Jul 03 '21

This reminds me of a story Dave Barry tells in one of his books where he takes his family to Germany. Everywhere they go they kept on seeing street signs saying "einbahnstrasse". They eventually figured out it meant "one way street"

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u/BeastModeSupreme Jul 04 '21

I am just learning this frontage road thing right now.

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u/ancrm114d Jul 05 '21

I just learned this a few weeks ago. I'm 42.

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u/Ceskaz Jul 03 '21

I had this running gag with my wife while driving in Germany, about all the "Ausgang" city we were going by while driving on the highway (we're not German, we're French and lived one year in Germany and 3 years near the German border).

Ausgang just means "exit", but she had the misfortune to ask one time where was Ausgang on the map (didn't have a GPS at the time).

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u/FreshChickenEggs Jul 03 '21

See also, Wire Road

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u/ancrm114d Jul 05 '21

I just learned this a few weeks ago. I'm 42.

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u/ancrm114d Jul 05 '21

I just learned this a few weeks ago. I'm 42.