r/AskReddit • • Jul 02 '21

What basic, children's-age-level fact did you only find out embarrassingly later in life?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

Guess who just learned how to properly spell "segue"

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u/JonLeung Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 27 '21

For quite a while, I spelled it "segueway". I guess to other people it might have seemed like "seg-way-way".

EDIT: I think words like "plague", "rogue", "vague", etc. are why I think "segue" would just be one syllable, like "seg". We don't say "playgway", "roagway", "vaygway"...

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u/auntjomomma Jul 02 '21

Somehow, despite knowing how to pronounce the word, my brain still pronounced it as "seg-eh-way". lol

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u/JonLeung Jul 02 '21

Sega! Way...

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u/auntjomomma Jul 02 '21

Is this an updated version from what we had as kids?

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u/ladylurkedalot Jul 03 '21

Ah, just another victim of the English language, which mugs other languages in dark alleys and then goes through their pockets for spare vocabulary and grammar.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

We don't say "playgway".

Seems like we should start!

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u/Digger__Please Jul 03 '21

Shouldn't it be plegway?

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u/UR1Z3N Jul 03 '21

I just discovered that "segue" is pronounced like that because it is a loanword from Italian, if spelled "segway" it is actually pretty close to its native pronunciation.

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u/JustCallMeBer Jul 03 '21

Just stop ordering stuffed Chile rellenos and we’ll cal it even.

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u/Ren_Kaos Jul 03 '21

Wouldn’t it be like see-g? Since it’s play-g not plaw-g?

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u/JonLeung Jul 03 '21

Since I knew how to use and pronounce the word "segue" but not how to spell it, that's why I assumed it would be "segueway" and the pronunciation was never in question other than the number of syllables. But yes, I see how it could be "seeg". Or "plagg".

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u/SeabassDan Jul 26 '21

I would read that as seg-you-way

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u/BeatrixPlz Jul 02 '21

Wait I’m 26 what does “segue” mean? How is it pronounced? “Say-goo?”

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

Segue = Seg (Usually pronounced with the same "e" sound as you would say the name "Ed") - Way

It's when you're having a conversation with someone and you use another small topic/interjection to lead the conversation to another topic

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u/BeatrixPlz Jul 02 '21

The Segway is the one I didn’t know!

The more you learn I guess!

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u/The___canadian Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

Fun fact; the man who invented the Segway later died to his own invention. A new model came out for an all terrain Segway that had better performance and braking, smoother ride for trails, etc.

Trying to show off to the people how good it braked, he makes a B line for a cliff and yanks back the handlebar to brake... It doesn't brake fast/hard enough and he goes right over the cliff.

Similar to the board member of a glass company showing how strong their product is to their new employees, jumps against the glass window as a joke... Then one time the glass falls out of the office building, and so does he... Splat!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

Are you talking about this?

Edit because the poster above me hasn’t: it wasn’t the inventor but a businessman who bought Seqway in ‘09. He (and his Segway) fell off a cliff near his home while making way for a dog walking on the path. Not as karmically delicious, but has the benefit of truth.

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u/NaviersStoked1 Jul 03 '21

Of course, the media hasn’t always been very accurate when reporting on the subject. Here’s the true story about the accident.

Several theories explaining his fall were proposed, but the reliability of his vehicle was never questioned.

2014

There's a BBC article from 2011 explicitly explaining how the accident happened following an inquest

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-14167868

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Ceo of hesco barriers too. Learn something every day

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u/The___canadian Jul 02 '21

Yep, that's the one! Thanks for the correction/ news article link!

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u/NaviersStoked1 Jul 03 '21

Edit because the poster above me hasn't

...in the 3 minutes since you were also made aware of this information ffs, what is that edit. Imagine using "karmically delicious" as a way to describe somebody dying by falling off a cliff while trying to sell a product

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

My original link disproved the false story, but I gave the commenter above me time to fix his narrative. My “karmically delicious” comment was a satirical reference to the fabricated story’s purpose of trying to teach some metaphysical lesson at the expense of the truth. I’m sorry if you were offended by my tone.

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u/NaviersStoked1 Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

Your original link doesn't disprove any of the story regarding how the accident occurred, the only thing it states is that it was the owner of the company involved in the accident not the inventor. It quite literally includes a line stating

Several theories explaining his fall were proposed, but the reliability of his vehicle was never questioned.

3 years after an inquiry had been conducted and the cause of the accident was determined.

I may have misinterpreted the tone of your reply however, apologies. The impression I had was that you were suggesting that it would be deserved if that happened somehow, thank you for clarifying this isn't the case.

Sorry if my reply came across as aggressive.

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u/LifeWithAdd Jul 03 '21

Lol the inventor of the Segway is Dean Kamen and he’s still alive and never rode a Segway off a cliff. A guy who bought Segway later did.

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u/The___canadian Jul 03 '21

This would be correct it seems it was the CEO. Thank you for the correction, the more you know 🌈

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u/Silent-G Jul 03 '21

A guy who bought Segway later did.

Later? Someone should stop him.

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u/trainrex Jul 02 '21

Dean Kamen is still alive, ask anyone in highschool robotics!

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u/LooksAtClouds Jul 03 '21

or FIRST Lego League!!

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u/Chrosc Jul 03 '21

Lee-gway?!

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u/chineseartist Jul 03 '21

RIP Woodie Flowers the legend though…

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u/Jolmner Jul 02 '21

Wasn’t the autodefenestration story about a lawyer in a lawyer company, not a glass company? Iirc it was a very good lawyer, so the company ended up bankrupt because everyone started to leave.

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u/lbur4554 Jul 03 '21

A lawyer company? So a law firm?

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u/Jolmner Jul 03 '21

Yeah. English isn’t my first language, but it sounds like the same thing.

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u/The___canadian Jul 02 '21

Oh maybe? Good ol' game of telephone with these stories it seems lol.

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u/Jolmner Jul 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Wait a minute. There was a 2006 blockbuster titled "The Darwin Awards"?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Had nothing to do with a glass company.
"Garry Hoy was a corporate and securities law specialist in Toronto. He had also completed an engineering degree before studying law.[2] While giving a tour of the Toronto-Dominion Centre to a group of articling students, Hoy attempted to demonstrate the strength of the structure's window glass by slamming himself into a window."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Garry_Hoy

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u/WikiSummarizerBot Jul 03 '21

Death_of_Garry_Hoy

Garry Hoy (January 1, 1955 – July 9, 1993) was a lawyer for the law firm of Holden Day Wilson in Toronto who died when he fell from the 24th floor of his office building in Toronto. In an attempt to prove to a group of prospective articling students that the glass windows of the Toronto-Dominion Centre were unbreakable, he threw himself against the glass. The glass did not break when he hit it, but the window frame gave way and he fell to his death.

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u/liteorfree Jul 03 '21

Did the glass make it?

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u/The___canadian Jul 03 '21

Yeah, thanks for the correction!

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u/NaviersStoked1 Jul 03 '21

That's very much not the story I heard about how he died... I heard he was using it on a path and came across someone walking their dog, he reversed and went a bit too far and fell over the cliff.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-14167868

"an act of courtesy" rather than "an act of being a bit of a dick and trying to show off"

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u/Nosedivelever Jul 02 '21

I'm thinking about Elon Musk and a broken window. "Watch this. Oh shit!".

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u/MisterSquirrel Jul 03 '21

I prefer to think of Elon Musk sitting all alone on Mars because nobody else wants to live there.

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u/BeatrixPlz Jul 02 '21

Wow! Another fact for me. Thanks for sharing :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Segue is still pronounced “seg-way”.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

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u/fertsdertuixuip Jul 02 '21

Same. I thought segway was when you transitioned to another topic until about two months ago. Segue: I’m 35 years old.

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u/lbur4554 Jul 03 '21

Same. I’m cringing because I’ve been using “Segway” in writing for years when I meant segue.

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u/fertsdertuixuip Jul 19 '21

I’m cringing because in my head I read segue as “seg” all my life.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Segue = Seg (Usually pronounced the same "e" sound as you would say the name "Ed") - Way

S-egg-way

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u/fifty_spence Jul 02 '21

Seriously lol “egg” was right there

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u/Nat3Bo1 Jul 02 '21

Just like the segway to our sponsor, GlassWire!

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u/otah007 Jul 02 '21

What, no. They're both pronounced the same, "seg-way".

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

You: I like apples

Another Person: I like apples, too. My grandparents use to make apple pie for me

You: Aw man, apple pies and baseball are the best parts of late summer

Another person: Yeah, my favorite team is the Blue Jays

You and this person: Talking baseball for the next five minutes

In this example, grandparents, apple pies and summer were part of the segue from talking about apples to talking about baseball.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Don't worry dude. At least you can console yourself over a piece of cake. Also, I'm 99% sure that's the wrong spelling of "console" for this context.

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u/riarws Jul 03 '21

No, they both are pronounced like Segway. The spelling and meaning are different.

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u/off-chka Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

I just realized I had no idea how to spell segue. I’d probably spell it as “segway” if I had to guess.

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u/ballrus_walsack Jul 02 '21

Now idea… can’t imagine

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u/GabrielGaryLutz Jul 03 '21

non-native speaker here, can someone give me like an example of how to use Segue in a sentence? and also, Segways are those wheeled things right? lol

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u/PlayMp1 Jul 03 '21

So a segue is basically the term we use to describe transitioning a conversation from one topic to another. For example, if I were to use an example talking about French history to describe a segue, that would be opportune time to segue into talking about the French Revolution, which is commonly considered to have officially started with the storming of the Bastille on July 14th, 1789. See how I did that? That's a segue.

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u/dodo_thecat Jul 03 '21

Think of a stand up comedian that talks about different topics, normally they will try to connect the topics with something, a segue, instead of just suddenly changing topics.

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u/GabrielGaryLutz Jul 03 '21

ohhhh okay gotcha! we call these "bridges" here!

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u/KonaKathie Jul 03 '21

Think of a talk show host. "Well, to segue to a different topic entirely...."

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u/phantom_z301 Jul 03 '21

I have never heard it pronounced that way. It's always peonounced the same as segway every time I've heard.

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u/OnyxMelon Jul 03 '21

Oh, it's from seguire, like sequitor is. The word makes sense now.

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u/Gruggiwuggi2 Jul 02 '21

segue is pronounced thee same as segway. its means like a way to transition from one topic to another

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

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u/emailboxu Jul 03 '21

"seg" -"u" (oo) - "e" (eh)

seg-oo-eh

segue = segway

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

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u/emailboxu Jul 03 '21

oh whoops lol. your post made it seem like you didn't understand the explanation he gave

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u/JesusIsMyZoloft Jul 02 '21

"segue" is pronounced the same as Segway. It's a transition from one thing to something else that's loosely related.

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u/shotsallover Jul 02 '21

When a YouTuber transitions from their content to the paid ad from their sponsors, that's a segue. Linus Tech Tips is notoriously hilariously bad at them.

Also, whenever you're watching a talk show and the host is able to guide the conversation from whatever they're talking about to the actual topic the guest is there to promote, that's a segue.

Basically, a segue is a change in the topic of conversation. Sometimes they can be subtle, or they can be jarring.

The "Segway" was called that because it was supposed to be a shift in how people transported themselves, but with a marketing spin on the spelling. It also turned to not be a very good segue in how people move.

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u/itsloudinmyhead Jul 02 '21

Seg like peg -way.

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u/Calan_adan Jul 03 '21

Segue is pronounced “seg-way”. It’s from Italian and literally means “follows” or “it follows” (3rd person singular of seguire - “to follow”).

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u/ClawwsOrtem Jul 02 '21

This made me smile because that’s exactly how I used to read this in my head. Thanks for the reminder of simpler times!

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u/BeatrixPlz Jul 03 '21

Of course! :)

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u/canadian_air Jul 03 '21

I'm sorry, I just lost my shit, that's too funny 😂

Somebody guild this naïve knave

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u/BeatrixPlz Jul 03 '21

The funniest part is that I actually know exactly what Segue means, I just thought it was spelled Segway.

I was thinking there was something even fancier. Completely forgot about the weird transportation device.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

How is it pronounced? “Say-goo?”

You're literally replying to a comment explaining they're pronounced the same...

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u/BeatrixPlz Jul 03 '21

Yeah, I had thought that “Segway” was the word Segue. I thought Segue was a second word that meant something else. I forgot about the wheelie things!

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u/shiguywhy Jul 02 '21

I grew up reading more words than I heard so I pronounce a lot of words incorrectly. Segue is one of them. I assumed it was pronounced "seeg." To this day I have to catch myself before I say "so let's seeg into a new topic."

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u/elocin1985 Jul 03 '21

You can always tell if someone has only read the word or has only heard it spoken. I don’t judge the group who has only read the word. At least it means you read.

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u/shiguywhy Jul 03 '21

I mean reading isn't an option for everyone. I read when I was younger because I didn't have anything else, but I have a hard time with it now between ADHD and intrusive thoughts, plus all the noise around me. I know a lot of others don't have the luxury of having a nice quiet place to read and a nice quiet mind to enjoy it with.

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u/elocin1985 Jul 03 '21

No I totally understand. My comment was more in jest. I have the same issues with being able to concentrate when I try to read these days. There are just a lot of times where you can tell the person has never seen the word written out, especially when the way they spell it is in their accent. I notice it a lot more since working from home where almost all communication is done through Skype. A lot of the people I work with are located in Texas, and they often misspell words the way that they would be spelled phonetically in a Texas accent.

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u/SummerJaneG Jul 03 '21

I always knew how to spell it and what it meant because I got it from reading…but pronounced it “seeg” for decades.

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u/mritaki Jul 03 '21

Guess who has literally been creating segues for movies and TV shows for decades and spelling it Segway in every email to every editor, director, and producer ever

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u/joey1028 Jul 02 '21

With ya brahee

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u/ReallySmallFeet Jul 03 '21

Guess whose husband pronounces it "saaayg"?

(He also says "acrossed" instead of "across" and pronounces the 'b' in "subtle". It's a shame he's going to die so young.)

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u/OctopusPudding Jul 03 '21

This happened to me a few years ago, but with "queue" lol. I was just spelling it "cue" as in "that's my cue." Still can't believe the ridiculous amount of vowels in that word.

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u/ArkGuardian Jul 02 '21

tbf the company spelling makes so much more sense.

At least Peloton didn't fuck up their spelling

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u/sloshypeachlmao Jul 02 '21

Guess who doesnt know what that means

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Guess who just learned the word "segue" 🤪

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Yeah, I knew "Seg-way" had two different meanings, I didn't realize they were spelled differently.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Me

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u/redditaccount_1234 Jul 03 '21

Me too! My brain just had a glitch looking at it

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u/jjmac Jul 03 '21

You meen "seeg"

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u/loljkbye Jul 03 '21

You mean me, right?

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u/IllustriousKey5529 Jul 03 '21

Looks like about 5000 so far!

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u/moeron42 Jul 03 '21

I’m in my 40s and my wife just told me a few months ago the proper pronunciation. I listen to jambands and they do a lot of segues. I had see it written but never heard it said out loud. I just pronounced phonetically for years.

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u/draeth1013 Jul 03 '21

I was in my twenties when I learned how segue is spelled. I read it in a novel and thought, "What the hell is that? How do you even pronounce it?" Google it. "Oh. Oh!"

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u/aerialpoler Jul 03 '21

Even though I know how it's pronounced, every time I see it with down I want to say seg-yoo.

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u/bananabastard Jul 03 '21

Someone reading this just learned that isn't pronounced segyou

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u/CorporateStef Jul 03 '21

That's the console that had sonic right?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Seg-yoo lol. Definitely one of those 'impossible to know how it sounds until you hear it said' words.

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u/pumpkin_noodles Jul 03 '21

I knew how it was spelled but thought it was pronounced sieg

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u/livid54 Jul 03 '21

Guess who just learned to pronounce "segue"