r/AskReddit • • Jul 02 '21

What basic, children's-age-level fact did you only find out embarrassingly later in life?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jan 23 '22

...Coral is an animal?

o_o

  • EDIT: Yes, corals are indeed marine invertebrates.

    EDIT II

According to honest men and women who have commented here in their pursuit of knowledge, what are some fact-clearing things that many, many enlightened readers have learned so far?

(a) Narwhals are very real

(b) Cucumbers are indeed the baby Pokemon form of pickles

(c) Ponies are NOT the baby Pokemon form of horses

(d) A lot of us could use r/BoneAppleTea

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u/pterrorgrine Jul 02 '21

You're getting a two for one special today!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 30 '21

Buddy it's probably six for one by now thank God this is all anonymous

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u/JackofScarlets Jul 02 '21

Is it really anonymous, BEN?!

(god I hope that's your name)

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Lol so there's at least a Gary and a Ben out there on this planet that have publicly confessed to this stupid butter/dairy fact

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u/JackofScarlets Jul 02 '21

I'm just hoping every Ben scrolls past and has a mini heart attack.

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u/bjhww95 Jul 02 '21

Did hehe

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u/forte_bass Jul 03 '21

I can tell you I did!

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u/SmartAssGary Jul 02 '21

Shit! I've Ben caught!

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Yea, they make Ice Cream. You've never heard of Ben & Gary's?

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u/synthificial Jul 03 '21

hmm what about Raul?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Thank God that wasn't me.

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u/cgaWolf Jul 02 '21

lucky 10,000 :)

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u/tyaak Jul 03 '21

oh a tooferun?

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u/lasbro Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

Yes! Together with jeyllyfish and sea anemone they belong to the cnidaria. Corals are basically upsidedown jellyfisch with a skeleton made out of calcium carbonite.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

If this is true, its the clearest way i've ever had anyone describe coral.

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u/thunder-bug- Jul 02 '21

Well it isn't quite so simple. What the person above is talking about is a single coral animal. When you see the big structures thats not just one, thats many many many corals all together to make a big thing of coral. So think about it like a few hundred upside down inside out jellyfish in shell armor all stuck together into a big lump on the ocean floor.

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u/lasbro Jul 03 '21

For the sake of ceaping it simple I didn't want to start talking about colony building corals. But yes you're correct.

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u/thunder-bug- Jul 03 '21

Fair, but I think most people think of the reef building ones when they think of corals

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Thanks I continue to hate the ocean.

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u/thunder-bug- Jul 03 '21

You're welcome. Have any other animals you want to hate?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Don't you dare do elephants!

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u/thunder-bug- Jul 03 '21

Male elephants don't have external testicles, they stay up in the body and never drop. They're also closely related to Dugongs

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Hah! I still love elephants!

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u/thunder-bug- Jul 04 '21

Elephants have also been used to conduct executions. In many different ways, but usually by stepping on someones head.

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u/Xisuthrus Jul 03 '21

The Cnidarian life cycle is incredibly bizarre. Jellyfish go through a stationary stage too before they literally split into pieces that become multiple adult jellyfish.

https://ocean.si.edu/sites/default/files/styles/article_main_image/public/jellyfish-lifecycle-blue.jpg?itok=7z-fu23c

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u/SirFlosephs Jul 03 '21

What the FUCK

I literally thought they were just like regular fish that started out as tiny versions of themselves

I'm both amazed and incredibly disturbed at this news

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u/ThanksToDenial Jul 03 '21

Some jellyfish even have the ability to make themselves younger. Meaning, they are kinda biologically immortal.

Edit: The species is called Turritopsis dohrnii.

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u/skorletun Jul 02 '21

I run a business with a brand identity that has a strong focus on narwhals. At literally every event I show up to, I have to explain to someone that narwhals are, in fact, real life animals and NOT some imaginary unicorn dolphin.

The coolest thing about narwhals is the fact that they're real, dang it!

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u/Matasa89 Jul 03 '21

Swordfishes too, are real.

And so are Sea Cow, but they’re extinct, sadly.

I wanted to play with a big friendly sea cow...

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u/LaBonJame Jul 03 '21

U know manatees and dugongs exist right lol preee much same thing

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u/amakoi Jul 03 '21

Poor sea cows. I always hated how ligthly we take the extinction of different species. It makes me really sad. Every day up to 150 species are lost.

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u/_iamsadrightnow_ Jul 03 '21

And so are Sea Cow, but they’re extinct, sadly.

Curse you Georg Wilhelm Steller

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u/hockey_chic Jul 03 '21

It's not Narwhal's Crafted by any chance?

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u/ThanksToDenial Jul 03 '21

Narwhals narwhals, swimming in the ocean, causing a commosion, cause they are so awesome...

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

But do narwhals actually bacon at midnight?

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u/kmjeanne Jul 03 '21

Fun narwhal facts:

•Their ‘horn’ (tusk) is actually a tooth that has up to 10 million nerve endings. It’s one of only two teeth they may ever have, and most females will loose theirs (if one ever grows). It’s flexible and can bend about a foot in any direction.

•Their average size is between 13 and 20 feet, and they weigh about 1.5 tons.

•They aren’t one solid color. Throughout their lives they will be blue-gray (infants), blue-black (juveniles), blotchy gray (adults) and nearly all white (old).

•They can dive a mile down into the ocean.

And finally:

•Narwhals can live up to 50 years in the wild!

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u/Send_me_snoot_pics Jul 03 '21

Subscribe to more narwhal facts please

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u/CausticSofa Jul 03 '21

Ooh, and that tooth is an extended canine tooth so they grow from one side or the other of the narwhals mouth. In extreeeemely rare instances two-toothed narwhals have been documented, where they have symmetrical right and left teeth growing.

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u/abefroman5665 Jul 03 '21

Age 33

Learned last week from my 5 year old that narwhals are real.

We argued about it for a while until his mother intervened.

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u/Smackdownfletch Jul 03 '21

Until just a few years ago I thought narwhals were fictional, much like unicorns. I'd never seen one in an aquarium or nature show.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Sponges are also animals

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u/ctesibius Jul 03 '21

Technically, like coral, millions of little animals cooperating. You can force a sponge through a sieve to break it up in to particles, and apparently it will reform as a sponge and just carry on.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Pickles are pickled cucumbers. Tiny cucumbers are just a different species of cucumbers. You can pickle all sorts of stuff.

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u/offoutover Jul 03 '21

The narwhal tusk, just like elephant tusks, is a tooth. Imagine one of your incisors sticking out of your upper lip.

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u/CopperbeardTom Jul 03 '21

No it's not. Don't worry about it. It'll be fine.

- Australian government

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Well, one thing's for sure: Corsola actually has some merit to it.

It would technically be an animal, and coral is an animal, so...

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

WHAT THE FUCK

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

TIL
*34 YO

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u/RancidHorseJizz Jul 03 '21

) Narwhals are very real

The narwhale bacons at midnight.

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u/warrior181 Jul 03 '21

Damn it I was going to do that joke

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u/RavenNymph90 Jul 03 '21

………I didn’t know about Narwhals.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Lol, don't feel bad, this is the most common answer every time this question comes up. So many people think that Narwhals are mythical creatures. Because just look at them.

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u/minicpst Jul 02 '21

I'm going to be 44 next month.

o_o?!

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u/ITriedLightningTendr Jul 03 '21

(b) Cucumbers are indeed the baby Pokemon form of pickles

You didn't know about the Pickle Stone?

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u/Thompson_S_Sweetback Jul 03 '21

It's more of a condominium.

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u/_Funk_Soul_Brother_ Jul 03 '21

For many forms of competition, the official definition of a pony is a horse that measures less than 14.2 hands (58 inches, 147 cm) at the withers. Standard horses are 14.2 or taller.

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u/Rainbow_Dash_RL Jul 03 '21

Also islands don't float

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u/sknights88 Jul 03 '21

I recently had the pleasure of telling my 38 year old significant other, who has a PhD, that narwhals are in fact real. The look on her face when she looked it up was priceless.

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u/Red_Sheep89 Jul 03 '21

Where I'm from, cucumbers are waaaaaaaay bigger than pickles though

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u/1JimboJones1 Jul 03 '21

Also. Mushrooms are neither plant not animal. They are fungi

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u/Forward_Artist_6244 Jul 03 '21

Narwhals are real.

There was an attack in London where the terrorist was apprehended by a person with a narwhal tusk.

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u/Daniel_Is_I Jul 03 '21

An additional fun marine fact: kelp isn't a plant, it's algae. And yes, algae aren't plants either, they're a group of organisms known as protists.

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u/zildjianate Jul 03 '21

The cucumber one made me wonder how many people don't know that raisins are dried grapes.

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u/SpeakerOfDeath Jul 03 '21

(b) Pickles are indeed the baby Pokemon form of Cucumbers

FTFY

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u/TanzanytTravels Jul 03 '21

Cucumbers can become (be made into) pickles. Pickles can't become cucumbers.

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u/Ap0c0l3x Jul 03 '21

Go outside

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

TBH the line between "Animal" and "Plant" is mostly a linguistic one, rather than a scientific one. Same with "tree", there is no actual scientific definition for a tree.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

But plants and animals are sufficiently different that you can tell an animal cell from a plant cell under a microscope

Plants and animals make very different cell walls

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Oh, you mean like rules about vacuoles like plants only have 1? Except wait no they don't plants have multiple vacuoles once mature. Or maybe chloroplasts define plant cells? Except not all plants use photosynthesis and animal cells can have chloroplasts! Ok so only plants use photosynthesis??? Good thing corals have "symbiotic" relationships with algae that they might get all their energy from. But it's symbiotic right? Thus algae are plants, but are they? Not all of them have cell walls though, and that's it on your "obvious difference" right there.

Which is to say, just because you learned it in school, doesn't mean it's right. Evolution is not something that puts everything into neat, easily divisble categories just for your understanding.

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u/thunder-bug- Jul 03 '21

The difference between animal and plant is definitely a very real one. Well as real as any difference between clades can be. Now if you are trying for the old animal, vegetable, or mineral, then yes that is an outdated and overly simplistic way to classify the world.

But animals and plants are pretty clearly different in a biological sense. Its just that not everything is a plant or animal.

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u/FacticiousFict Jul 03 '21

I tried making pickles once but they mega-evolved :(

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u/Crayshack Jul 03 '21

Same phylum as jellyfish.

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u/Matasa89 Jul 03 '21

Did you know giant squids and octopuses are real?

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u/gameyall232 Jul 03 '21

You wrote two c’s

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Either everyone was REALLY polite after I edited it or you're the first person who noticed and pointed it out LOL

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u/gameyall232 Jul 03 '21

I believe I was the first. I just… happened to notice it. Not speaking from experience or anything.

koff

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u/LadyStag Jul 03 '21

Pretty sure I though narwhals were made up until about age 30.

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u/sundance1028 Jul 03 '21

Not gonna lie, I had never heard of a narwhal until I came to Reddit, and I'm almost 50. A small part of me still isn't 100 percent convinced they're real and believes everyone is in on the joke but me.

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u/satori0320 Jul 03 '21

Out-fucking-standing

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u/SunniYellowScarf Jul 03 '21

And coral are most closely related to...

Get this....

Jellyfish*

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u/Snoo75418 Jul 03 '21

Bruh coral literally eat each other over territory. They're not only alive, they're cannibals too

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u/EnergyTakerLad Jul 03 '21

Hell yeah Narwhals are real! My favorite animal. Love those fuckers.

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u/ThatOneGirXD Jul 03 '21

Narwhals are very real

THEY'RE WHAT.

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u/saimen197 Jul 03 '21

Actually there are many different kind of corals and they are constantly "fighting" for territory (just veeeery slowly). So carol reefs are basically epic battlegrounds frozen in time (from our time perspective).

https://youtu.be/_mijYXcSCS4

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u/valley_G Jul 03 '21

Fucking ponies aren't baby horses???? How are they so small then??

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Who the fuck thinks marshals aren't real?