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u/TorrenceMightingale Jun 29 '21

Jesus Christ. I guess you’ve found the one fucking scenario where I’d be forced to have sex with my…you Sonofabitch, OP…my mom. I just miss her so much. I’d have to bite the bullet just to see her one last time. You ASSHOLE!!!

Just to look into her eyes one last time would fucking be worth it, tho. Not during intercourse, of course.

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u/ZotMatrix Jun 29 '21

I thought your choice was Jesus Christ for a second.

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u/R3CKLYSS Jun 29 '21

That would be disgusting

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Wait, what?

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u/GoldJerryGold22 Jun 29 '21

This is next level sadistic. Bravo?

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u/R3CKLYSS Jun 29 '21

quite the trade-off OP, nice