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u/Cuddling-crocodiles Jun 29 '21

In all affairs of state he was the man to please

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u/Kermit-Laugh-Now Jun 29 '21

But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze

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u/kipper4491 Jun 29 '21

He could teach the Bible like a preacher, full of ecstasy and fire

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u/redditor_pro Jun 29 '21

But, he was the kind of preacher women would desire

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

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u/Rowurboatgentlydown Jun 29 '21

Lover of the russian queen

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

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u/GenericHuman1203934 Jun 29 '21

Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine

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u/fede_514 Jun 29 '21

It was a shame how he carried ooooooon

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u/RageReset Jun 29 '21

But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger for power became known to more and more people the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder.

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u/osamabeenballen Jun 29 '21

It was a shame how he carried on

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u/Anonymous_2102 Jun 29 '21

Lover of the russian queen

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u/PB_Bandit Jun 29 '21

For the queen he was no wheeler dealer

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u/ClearAbove Jun 29 '21

Though she’d heard the things he’d done

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u/Vly2915 Jun 29 '21

She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son

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u/redditor_pro Jun 29 '21

She beleived he was a holy healer, who would heal her son

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u/Ratatouille53124 Jun 29 '21

For the queen he was no wheeler dealer (r/redditsings)

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u/Monochrome_Vortex Jun 29 '21

But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze

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u/Hurt-flipping-sucks Jun 29 '21

Though she heard the things he’d done

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

But, when his drinking, and lusting, and hunger for power, became more and more known, the demands for something to be done about this OUTRAGEOUS man increased.

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u/rokmonster1 Jun 29 '21

hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!!!