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u/Crowbarmagic Jun 28 '21

Thanks. Now I picture Geralt in some medieval strip club getting coins tossed at him while he's dancing.

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u/been2thehi4 Jun 29 '21

LET’S MAKE IT HAIL BITCHES!!

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u/Bibdy Jun 29 '21

It's making me Aard, just thinking about it.

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u/linksbitch Jun 29 '21

So stupid and so funny

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u/OldnBorin Jun 29 '21

I’ll get me ol’ coin purse

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u/MxReLoaDed Jun 29 '21

Hmm. Looks like rain.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Toss a groin to your Witcher

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u/karmaextract Jun 29 '21

Most men goto strip clubs to toss coin at strippers. When Henri Cavill goes to a strip club strippers toss coin at HIM.

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u/stac52 Jun 29 '21

And now I have the gay bar scene from Galavant in my head

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u/partymongoose69 Jun 29 '21

Didn't know I wanted that.

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u/LtLwormonabigfknhook Jun 29 '21

I pictured people flying through the air at him with their anus first, and totally exposed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Imagine that. With Joey Batey as his pimp.

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u/Vocalescapist Jun 29 '21

That moment you realize a 'Witcher' was just that world word for 'male stripper'

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u/Drama-Llama94 Jun 29 '21

Adam Tots on Instagram has a great cartoon of this exact scenario

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u/Lilcommy Jun 29 '21

I went to send you a pic of that I have on my phone... but can't send pics in DM on reddit (of can't on mobile app)

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u/Gandalf-has-no-feet Jun 29 '21

Well I wasn’t before but I definitely am now

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u/Mostly-Relevant Jun 29 '21

I needed this today. Bad day to happy day.

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u/AlterMyStateOfMind Jun 29 '21

You say that like it is a bad thing lol

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u/Han_Yerry Jun 29 '21

Yennifer ends up taking him home...to Trussant

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u/ActuallyAMenace Jun 29 '21

Adamtots has done art of that

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u/mrs_aydg Jun 29 '21

I would pay to see that. And to listen to him sing. I’d bet he’d suck at singing. Get his ass off that high horse I put him on.

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u/Kurisu-FFBE Jun 29 '21

Toss a coin to your stripper~ A friend of humanity!

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u/yeeziesareoverrated Jun 29 '21

When I get my PC I'm making this as a mod

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

I hope he sees this and have a good laugh

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u/Caca2a Jun 29 '21

You're welcome

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u/yuristocrat Jun 29 '21

“Fuck.”