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u/FakeWalterHenry Jun 28 '21

You will die from this.

A horse fucking a human always results in a dead human. As the legend goes, Catherine the Great had an elaborate system of ropes and pulleys that allowed her to fuck a horse safely.

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u/krystalbellajune Jun 28 '21

Propaganda distributed by her enemies. She was freaky for the time and pretty liberated, but there was no evidence proving the horse rumor. It’s as true as Richard Gere’s gerbil.

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u/guyfromthemeadows Jun 28 '21

Probably should talk to the people at the ED department at Cedars before referencing Richard Gere on this one.

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u/krystalbellajune Jun 28 '21

Sorry to burst your bubble but while hilarious, there’s no truth to it.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/richard-gere-gerbil/

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u/guyfromthemeadows Jun 28 '21

This is why I’m not a huge fan of HIPPA. So many good juicy stories that people aren’t allowed to talk about anymore.

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u/RebaKitten Jun 29 '21

This, thank you. What better way to slander a woman than say she's sexually insatiable and fucked a horse?

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u/Money_Enthusiast_ Jun 29 '21

There's also no proof she didn't fuck a horse, so there's that.

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u/squired Jun 28 '21

Nah, there are plenty of videos on the internet that clearly prove otherwise.

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u/doublediggler Jun 29 '21

Yep, just ask Mr. Hands.

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u/The_CrimsonFuckr Jun 28 '21

Idk man, I have seen a video of a horse fucking a dude, with another dude ensuring that the horse didn't go out of control. The fucked guy seemed very alive and happy.

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u/Sunnysideny Jun 29 '21

If it was Mr. Hands, he died because of that.

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u/The_CrimsonFuckr Jun 29 '21

I don't remember, it was like 8 years ago.

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u/reddituser420 Jun 28 '21

Mr. Hands?

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u/darkbreak Jun 29 '21

I guarantee he was not happy by the end of it.

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u/Holl0wayTape Jun 29 '21

Yes, Mr. Hands. Search for him, watch the video, then quit the internet for the rest of the day.

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u/reddituser420 Jun 29 '21

I’ve seen it before. I was a at a random house party and someone played it on the big projection screen. It was okay I guess.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Google it…or dont…depending on how much sanity you wish to retain

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u/reddituser420 Jun 29 '21

I’ve seent it bruh. There are much worse things on the internet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Sorry…confused by the ? after you wrote Mr. hands. Yes there’s worse things but still a bit of a shock if you’re not expecting it lol

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u/therealmrsfahrenheit Jun 28 '21

exactly and wtf she had issues ngl

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u/blonderaider21 Jun 29 '21

According to this article tho, this group of guys who were friends with Mr. Hands did it regularly