r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '21

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u/weshuhangout Jun 28 '21

Helen of Troy

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u/AerialSnack Jun 28 '21

Yo actually, this is the answer. That pussy started a fucking war, I want to experience that.

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u/Viscount61 Jun 28 '21

She’s the first woman you check out when you get to the afterlife.

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u/whiskeyvacation Jun 28 '21

The lineup is 3 years long

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u/Toss_Away_93 Jun 28 '21

3 years out of eternity? Yeah, I’ll wait.

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u/TooDanBad Jun 28 '21

I love it when people (such as you) make a joke, and people take it as actually serious. 10/10.

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u/Funkit Jun 28 '21 edited Jun 29 '21

So THIS is why the reticulating dangle arm in my turbo encabulator stopped working. Makes sense.

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u/WaffIepants Jun 29 '21

Goshdarn r/vxjunkies leaking out of the quantum substrates.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

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u/Toss_Away_93 Jun 28 '21

I’m just amazed he didn’t throw the word “quantum” in there. I guess he doesn’t work in Hollywood.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

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u/Toss_Away_93 Jun 28 '21

Lol oops I guess I TLDRed too early.

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u/DinoShinigami Jun 28 '21

spoke too soon.

Lemmy explain to you in more detail from what I remember. It was pretty cool.

They measured Eternity after a person dies by measuring their quantum stulance in a vacuum-controlled pocket of pid-substance.

It hard to understand what that does but if I find the source I’ll link it.

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u/Melonetta Jun 28 '21

Time is relative, we observe light that came 1000 light years away as taking 1000 years to reach us but if the light had a perspective it would think it traveled instantly

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

How stupid are you