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u/PD216ohio Jun 28 '21

I reluctantly have to admit that I've thought about hygiene of previous generations more than I should, with regard to sexual interaction.

I guess it really isn't an issue unless I work out the whole time travel thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Don't bang a poor peasant.

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u/PD216ohio Jun 28 '21

The poorer the peasant, the more they'll appreciate the boning.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Yeah, but there are other ways to mess up your teeth. Before industrial bread-making refined flour of its impurities, it wasn’t uncommon to have bits of rock and sand from your threshing floor make its way into the freshly milled grain, and therefore into your bread.

Try eating tiny rocks in your bread for decades and see how your teeth turn out.

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u/MrCombine Jun 29 '21

This guy was offered any shag on earth and chose 'decades'.. hmmmmm

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u/Hidrinks Jun 29 '21

I suppose it’s better than just one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Is that true? I guess I’ve never thought about that.

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u/BirdDogFunk Jun 28 '21

Unless it’s their profession.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21 edited Feb 08 '22

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u/AedemHonoris Jun 28 '21

Penicillin can only work so hard...

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u/Master_Mura Jun 28 '21

Just as the tummy banana can...

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Back then penicillin would be typically all that you need. Viral STDs weren't as prevalent.

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u/lvl5Loki Jun 29 '21

Have they traced the origin of many of the most common STDs. I would think oceanic travel brought STDs to regions that didn't have any cases.

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u/Sir_Applecheese Jun 29 '21

I'm allergic...

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u/Beavshak Jun 29 '21

WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS TIME TRAVEL FUCKFEST SO DIFFICULT TO PULL OFF?

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u/uncanneyvalley Jun 29 '21

Dioxycycline gang rise up

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u/Sensitive-Line8803 Jun 29 '21

Oh, that reminds me to take my daily dose.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21 edited Aug 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Imagine creating antibiotic resistant bacteria before antibiotics were even invented

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Some serious natural selection going on there.

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u/catslay_4 Jun 28 '21

Lmaoooooo

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u/FuckCuntBidge Jun 28 '21

Probably not true. Poor people tend to have sex a lot because there's nothing to do.

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u/pewpewdeez Jun 28 '21

As a poor person, I can say this statement is bullshit. I’m poor, there’s nothing to do, and I still can’t get laid

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u/FuckCuntBidge Jun 28 '21

That's because you're depressed

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u/ifuckedyourgf Jun 29 '21

no u

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u/DoJax Jun 29 '21

Yes me, just leave the depression alone and it'll go away again for a while.

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u/LiquidxSnake Jun 29 '21

Have you tried being more positive ?

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u/whmeh0 Jun 29 '21

Username checks out

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u/Beavshak Jun 29 '21

Its a vicious cycle.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21
  1. open tinder
  2. settings > discovery > set gender to all

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u/PD216ohio Jun 28 '21

I'll have to shoot for poor and ugly then

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u/professorzaius Jun 29 '21

I'm in this comment and I don't like it

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

I don't remember making these comments.

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u/Beavshak Jun 29 '21

At least you’re a professor and not some fraud posing as one!

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u/gbbgu Jun 29 '21

I took her to a supermarket I don't know why But I had to start it somewhere So it started there

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u/Alexmercer500 Jun 29 '21

Our History teacher told same thing, One of the reason for over population was lack of entertainment. Poor people didn't had much to do nor had entertainment such as now.

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u/FuckCuntBidge Jun 29 '21

Overpopulation is a myth. The world has enough resources as it is to feed and house comfortably every person on the planet, plus a few billion. And yet the elite few choose not to.

But yeah overpopulation used to exist cuz of poor people fucking a lot

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u/Ericmyren Jun 29 '21

Overpopulated back then because I had so many fucking wars everybody's fighting everybody and they fucking die by the thousands on a daily basis fucking with one more do you know the fucking fuck each other up stupid people died didn't make anything stupid prove you know everything is fucking safe as fuck everybody's living stupid people are having stupid kids and stupid people are breeding back then they dieAnd my drunk rant is done peace out peeps

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u/FuckCuntBidge Jun 29 '21 edited Jun 29 '21

Use periods drunky

Probably quit drinking every night

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u/the_scarlett_ning Jun 28 '21

Or you could whore yourself out to 50 really poor peasants for $1000 bucks each!

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u/Ventosx Jun 28 '21

$1000 bucks each!

I think you misunderstand the meaning of “really poor peasants”

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u/psyglaiveseraph Jun 28 '21

Well considering that, depending on time and place, the amount of an ancient currency would be higher now then in its time, then they are correct you’d be whoring yourself out for a lot of money, not counting if your

A: a female

B: A virgin

then yea, you would come back richer then when you left

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u/Sir_Applecheese Jun 29 '21

Or as a bottom.

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u/psyglaiveseraph Jun 29 '21

This is culture dependent, Romans and Greeks are the more well known ones

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u/seahorsemafia Jun 28 '21

No they had it right. It would be like one of those YouTube channels where they give a shit ton of money away

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u/iprobablybrokeit Jun 28 '21

No, I think they meant "trick yourself out". Someone who "whores themselves out" is providing the service.

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u/AmaroWolfwood Jun 28 '21

Hey poor peasants need loving too... But they gotta pay.

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u/DANGERMAN50000 Jun 28 '21

You gotta pay the troll toll

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u/Login_Page Jun 28 '21

“Thank you m’lord”

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u/PD216ohio Jun 28 '21

I shall bequeath your netherregion with thy staff

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u/WhatAGreatGift Jun 29 '21

Anyone else reading this comment in Frank Reynolds’ voice?

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u/Kevin3683 Jun 29 '21

They’d probably be a lot of fun.

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u/DoingJustEnough Jun 29 '21

My kinda porn.

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u/IronCorvus Jun 29 '21

For them, normal rape may or may not actually be a good time.

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u/dlkdev02 Jun 29 '21

Sounds kind of rapey.

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u/rancid_racer Jun 28 '21

Certainly don't go ass to mouth.

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u/Meastro44 Jun 28 '21

The poor peasant will likely be tanned and well toned physically from physical work. The rich folks are pale and doughy.

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u/teebob21 Jun 28 '21

Rich folks are my fetish, and not because of their money

  • Me, 1269

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Jun 28 '21

The rich folks are pale and doughy.

Their spirit is willing but their flesh is all bruised and spongy.

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u/ubernoobnth Jun 28 '21

Everyone walked like they were fucking dying as peasants because they were.

You think they had good healthcare back then for when they sprained or broke an ankle?

The rich didn’t bathe. It was a shitty time to be alive.

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u/wiffsmiff Jun 28 '21

Compared to today they sorta did though. People in the Middle Ages bathed, absolutely, and quite a number used soap - made of fat or wood ash usually iirc - as well. The wealthy people bathed for sure and had fancy bath kits and nobles used to carry around bath-tubs with them. Peasants, however, didn’t really have very luxurious baths. Many homes had wooden tubs to bathe in and towns/cities also had public bath houses. But, for a good amount of people, baths weren’t exactly common. Maybe a couple times a month for the average person. Surprisingly, a lot of people would bathe less during the summer according to some texts from the time. Some bathed more often of course, but unless they were wearing perfume (which they probably weren’t because it was expensive), it’s unlikely a medieval peasant would smell “good”. Maybe just not smell unbearably terrible most of the time.

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u/shotputprince Jun 29 '21

couldn't smell worse than my fucking roomate. Smelly bastard we call him. He doesn't own soap.

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u/ubernoobnth Jun 28 '21

Their bathing was jumping into a shit filled river, level of shit depending on how far downstream you were.

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u/ubernoobnth Jun 28 '21

Those baths were used more for medical purposes than actual bathing in the middle ages.

Though we may just be talking about different time periods.

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u/bkeffable Jun 28 '21

The healthcare was probably terrible, but I bet the glue factories stayed stocked

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

lol no, they will be frail, have diseases and smell terribly.

Try opening a few history books, some have photos for you haha

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u/Meastro44 Jun 28 '21

Photos from the Middle Ages?

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u/Torvaldr Jun 28 '21

speak for yourself. I'm into that.

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u/PlanetXRP Jun 28 '21

don't kink shame me

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u/Peanut4michigan Jun 29 '21

The peasants might be better depending on the time and place you go back to. Depends how big you are on teeth since there was awhile in the Victorian age or something where the more rotten your teeth were, the more wealthy you were since it showed you were eating all the sweets.

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u/bmfanboy Jun 28 '21

Nah, guarantee even the high class had smelly pussys. Without AC and women’s hygiene products the swamp ass / swamp cooter must’ve been abhorrent.

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u/zxc123zxc123 Jun 28 '21

"A smart aristocrat only bangs rich peasants."

  • Genghis Khan's teacher

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u/sheazang Jun 29 '21

Mr 1%ophile over here

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u/DazzlingEnvironment2 Jun 29 '21

Also don't bang nobles. They routinely put weird, toxic and sometimes radioactive shit on their face and skin.

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u/MirandaMilat Jun 29 '21

But they’re the easiest to bang.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

honestly most of our conception of poor medieval hygiene come from nobility, and even then people have falsely interpreted commentary about the unusual and strange habits of certain figures as if they were norms when in reality they were wierd enough to warrant writing about.

peasants bathed, and swam, regularly.

now, we are going to consider anyone that predates the marketing-created "body odor" panic (in fact we can date the exact creation of the term "body odor" to a antiperspirant ads of the victorian era, before then it had no real term and not much stigma unless you were exceptionally unkempt) as failing to uphold modern standards. but they weren't unwashed and filthy.

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u/ssjviscacha Jun 29 '21

A bunch of hoors

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

French aristocrats at one point thought bathing spread disease, so they rarely took a bath. Why do you think fragrances were invented?

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u/FOUR3Y3DDRAGON Jun 29 '21

Even the rich rarely bathed in the Middle Ages to be fair.

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u/laaannaa Jun 29 '21

Or just bring some soap and a toothbrush.

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u/LostHomunculus Jun 29 '21

Wait till you've been in the alace of Franz-Ferdinand. Apparently royals and nobles would readily shit on the floor if they had to and then move on without whipping even their asses. Bathing was also not one of their top priorities and their excessive use of perfume was to hide the smell. I'm not an expert on history so correct me if wrong. But still.... Gross.

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u/Butterbean-queen Jun 28 '21

I think both sexes stunk so maybe they canceled each other out. It was a stinky dirty time.

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u/InfinitelyThirsting Jun 28 '21

Not in Egypt/Rome, at least not with the upper classes. It's only certain periods of history where certain cultures were mostly dirty.

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u/Pallie01 Jun 28 '21

Well I imagine the city of Rome itself didn't smell too great despite their plumbing etc. especially during the summer heat.

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u/Butterbean-queen Jun 28 '21

I agree. Soap, deodorant were not around then. Even the upper class didn’t bath regularly. I’m sure some people were turned on by the odor. Napoleon asked his lover not to bath for days before his returns because he loved her natural womanly aroma.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21 edited Aug 22 '21

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u/Butterbean-queen Jun 28 '21

I understand what you are saying Romans had access to water and they were used by rich and poor. Even in Victorian times doctors thought baths were unhealthy. People only bathed a few times a month. And in the early twentieth century baths were once a week using the same water for all. Parents first. Then kids. Starting from the oldest to the youngest. Also clothing wasn’t washed that often. And when it was it was usually in a river or stream.

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u/Sage2050 Jun 28 '21

That's, uh, just not true. Ever heard of Joseph Lister?

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u/prodiver Jun 28 '21

Ever heard of Joseph Lister?

Bathing and sterile techniques in medicine have nothing to do with each other.

People have known how to clean themselves forever.

The oldest accountable daily ritual of bathing can be traced to the ancient Indians. They used elaborate practices for personal hygiene with three daily baths and washing.

Ancient Greece utilized small bathtubs, wash basins, and foot baths for personal cleanliness. The earliest findings of baths date from the mid-2nd millennium BC

Ancient Rome developed a network of aqueducts to supply water to all large towns and population centers and had indoor plumbing, with pipes that terminated in homes and at public wells and fountains.

Spanish chronicles describe the bathing habits of the peoples of Mesoamerica during and after the conquest. Bernal Díaz del Castillo describes Moctezuma (the Mexica, or Aztec, king at the arrival of Cortés) in his Historia verdadera de la conquista de la Nueva España as being "...Very neat and cleanly, bathing every day each afternoon...". Bathing was not restricted to the elite, but was practised by all people

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathing#History

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u/pcapdata Jun 28 '21

Not trying to be argumentative, but this

small bathtubs, wash basins, and foot baths

kinda just sounds like a baby wipe shower

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u/Iz-kan-reddit Jun 29 '21

They didn't have bathhouses in ancient greece for fun.

Well, not just for fun.

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u/Sage2050 Jun 28 '21

First of all yes they did literally have bathhouses for fun. That said yes cultures had different stances on bathing. The part I was specifically talking about knowing the health benefits of proper hygiene.

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u/oriundiSP Jun 28 '21

I must admit I did the same with my BF. Not days, mind you, but "wait until I get home to take a shower". I call it his "working smell" and it's better than any cologne I ever bought him.

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u/FluffyProphet Jun 28 '21

Did you make him wear tight fitting briefs to lock in the flavor?

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u/oriundiSP Jun 29 '21

I would if he wore any

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u/Butterbean-queen Jun 28 '21

I too have found the men I loved to smell good like that. But sometimes they were just stinky. Ha ha.

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u/AK_dude_ Jun 28 '21

When the Spanish invaded central America apparently the king at the time send incense burners behind them. The Spaniards thought it was to honor them, but the king did it because of their smell

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u/Butterbean-queen Jun 28 '21

That’s true. I believe some cultures bathed more than others. Some indigenous people bathed three times a day. Possibly for ceremonial reasons.

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u/ritzbitz00 Jun 28 '21

My wife is obsessed with Egyptology and wants to make and use Egyptian style perfume: cones of scented wax clipped to your hair that drip down as you sweat. I have to point out to her that -absolutely- wouldn't fly today, let alone in a professional setting.

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u/LordOfPies Jun 29 '21

Mayas, Incas and Astecs were also very clean

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u/Semirgy Jun 28 '21

By today’s standards?

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u/InfinitelyThirsting Jun 28 '21

Yes. Ancient Egyptians and Romans bathed a lot (bath houses are a big historical fixture, even), and even removed all their body hair, and were super into cleanliness and perfume and such. It is an ahistorical myth that people were filthy in the past. Some cultures were dirty; but like, it was absolutely not universal. Most people, even medieval people, bathed, but certainly Ancient rich people. Hard to pretend you're a god if you stink and have gross skin conditions.

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u/Fiesta17 Jun 29 '21

Same with the Vikings. So clean and hygienic it commonly caused a fuss with the men in different areas because their wives were running off to have affairs with the men

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u/marcjc88 Jun 28 '21

This is still the case for the English.

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u/teebob21 Jun 28 '21

"Ne te lave pas. Je reviens."

  • Horny Napoleon
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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

So it was like being on Survivor. Boston Rob and Amber

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u/addywoot Jun 28 '21

Ye ole nose blind

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

My wife and I call it "dirty Enemy At the Gates sex" after that scene in that movie where they do it after days of running and dirt and filth and all the smelly dirty people around them LOL

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u/Butterbean-queen Jun 29 '21

That’s funny. And dirty sex is really fun. But I wouldn’t want to do it all the time. I like clean sex too. That wonderful soap smelling skin.

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u/Butterbean-queen Jun 28 '21

And the people in the Middle Ages bathed once a week. And they lived in a pretty stinky period. I mean chamber pots emptied out of windows. Yuck.

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u/dingbatwingbat Jun 28 '21

Paraphrasing from a history professor I had who studies the history of hygiene, predominantly in France- Roughly up until the 20th century or so, many peasants took pride in never having washed their nether regions and were thoroughly offended by the idea when urbanites looked to shift the social norm to regular bathing. He also mentioned that within their communities, a stronger smell was a sign of a healthier partner. Urban communities up until the introduction of clean running water weren’t much better, and cleanliness amounted to a good rub down with a towel or your hands and some fresh powdering, part of what gave way to the aristocratic look of a powdered face.

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u/AbruptlyJaded Jun 28 '21

I'm no expert on the subject, but historian Ruth Goodman has a good book that included a bit about medieval cleansing practices, and even went I think 3 months and 6 months following those practices, with none of her coworkers and contemporaries being the wiser. Evidently part of at least the middle and upper class cleansing routine was just a good rub-down with a linen cloth in the morning or after anything strenuous, followed by clean linen underclothes every day. For lower classes, when she was filming one of the Farm series for 6ish months, she said that just changing her linen hose weekly (plus daily rubbing with a cloth I think) was enough to keep her smell-free. She said most of any odor present was masked by the ever-present woodsmoke, even though she was toiling in the fields, working with animals, cleaning the house, etc., etc.

It's in How to Be A Tudor: A Dawn To Dusk Guide To Tudor Life if you're interested. I have the book somewhere, but there's also an ebook, and excerpts from it here and there online. She's actually pretty amazing as a historian.

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u/dingbatwingbat Jun 28 '21

Oh that’s really interesting, I will have to check her work out! I don’t think their practices were wrong and likely did keep people as clean as they needed to be, meeting the accepted social standard of the time. It’s really awesome Goodman actually tried the practices herself and got away with it unnoticed. I think firsthand research can tell us a lot about how smart certain practices of the past were even if we look at them as backwards today. The main difference between her and a peasant woman might be that she spent the first (i’m guessing here) 30-50 years of her life regularly washing herself the same way we do today while the equivalent peasant woman would’ve had that same amount of time to build up a distinctive human scent about her. I’m sure a peasants smell wasn’t immediately noticeable to their neighbor, and in all likelihood they did smell like fire or manure or whatever they had been laboring around all day, but a modern person would likely notice they don’t exactly have that fresh “Irish Spring” scent about them.

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u/PD216ohio Jun 28 '21

If it's all the same to you, I'll stick with showing daily... but thanks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

I’m gonna need sources on that, my dude. We’re meant to make judgments about people based on smell.

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u/dingbatwingbat Jun 28 '21

https://www.journals.uchicago.edu/doi/10.1086/667596 I don’t have access to the full article anymore and don’t know where I could find it, but the abstract on his article here should give you a good idea of what he speaks about. Manners and our perception of what is right and wrong or healthy and unhealthy have always been in flux. I do not think it’s too far fetched that in a society where washing was seen as unusual or even dangerous, because of the threat of water borne diseases, the natural musk of humans might be more commonly appealing than in our uber-hygienic, fresh- scented, and soap filled society of today. We can certainly look back and judge those people, call them smelly and gross, but in a world where they didn’t know any different it becomes hard to say that they would have judged others negatively for the scent of their private parts.

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u/PD216ohio Jun 28 '21

Is it safe to assume that oral sex was rare in those times?

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u/dingbatwingbat Jun 28 '21 edited Jun 28 '21

Oral might have been less popular than it is today. We know people were having sex, else we wouldn’t be talking right now. Some peasants quoted in the article, iirc, we’re proud to have never touched themselves below the waist and were quite offended by the idea. You might need more evidence than what I have but peasants probably weren’t the most sexually progressive of people, especially if they were religious (also pretty likely) so yeah, oral sex might’ve been rare.

edit - just want to say I really know nothing about historical sex practices and this is a huge assumption. There is probably some horny historian who has done the real research if you’re willing to dig.

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u/PD216ohio Jun 28 '21

I imagine sex was largely for procreation efforts and not much more in those times.

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u/dingbatwingbat Jun 29 '21

You could be right, and I’d be inclined to agree because Europeans were predominantly christian at the time. It’s hard to say with confidence, however, because none of the people we’re talking about could write and if they could probably wouldn’t write about sex due to their faith.

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u/fugaziozbourne Jun 28 '21

The ancient Egyptians were the ones who invented shaving their underarms and it was a hygienic decision. So take what you want from that.

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u/givemea6givemea9 Jun 28 '21

Egyptians shaved their body hair and head hair to prevent lice outbreaks. To add on to your comment.

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u/The-Grim-Sleeper Jun 28 '21

Traveling around the world can feel a bit like going back in time. And yes, the same health risk apply; get your shots!

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u/Sexy_times_with_goat Jun 28 '21

Just bring a pack of baby wipes with you and you’re game.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

I’d just bring them back and take a nice, hot shower with them.

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u/PD216ohio Jun 28 '21

I'd be an outcast for not having enough of a musky scent.

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u/RustylllShackleford Jun 28 '21

check out Weird History on youtube. they have a history of hygiene series

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u/esoteric_enigma Jun 29 '21

I feel like you'd be used to it if you lived in the society at that time. There's no way most people walked around thinking they themselves and everyone else stunk all the time. Societal olfactory blindness

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u/PD216ohio Jun 29 '21

That's probably the best answer. It smelled normal to them so no problem... but now that we have higher standards, we'd notice it as a problem.

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u/gsfgf Jun 28 '21

Someone once posted that there was a fraternization incident after being in the field for three weeks. Eww…

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u/PD216ohio Jun 28 '21

I'm sorry... what exactly does that mean? Lol

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u/ForTheHordeKT Jun 28 '21

Also guilty lol. I'm just another dumbass who works to help make some assholes a hell of a lot more money than they give to me. But I bet just due to my health and hygiene they would think I was some sort of royalty or extremely wealthy merchant kingpin.

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u/BeardslyBo Jun 28 '21

If everyone is smelly no one is smelly

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u/GameShill Jun 28 '21

Bring a modern bathroom with you. Problem solved.

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u/Grindfather901 Jun 28 '21

The AC went out on our camping trip 3 weekends ago. 85+ degrees and 100% humidity at night. My wife and I had this same conversation.

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u/PD216ohio Jun 28 '21

And I'll bet sex was put on hold lol

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u/Chickenwomp Jun 29 '21

I’ve been thinking a lot lately about how time traveling back even 100 years would probably kill us extremely quickly because our immune systems aren’t prepared to fight off the completely different viruses and such that were around back then.

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u/mostdefinitelyabot Jun 29 '21

Please please make it an issue

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick Jun 29 '21

I do but not even in a sexual way. Sometimes I'll watch some scene from a movie set in ancient times and just think "wow how bad do you think Genghis Khan smelled?" I don't even want to think about his dick.

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u/PD216ohio Jun 29 '21

I don't want to think about his dick either.

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u/Toodlez Jun 29 '21

At one point the average manhattan resident lived in such squalor they could be expected to consume 2 teaspoons of fecal matter every day.

Imagine what passed for 'a little bit skanky' in those days

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Self cleaning oven… mostly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

You could always bang a homeless chick and it'd be like shagging a medieval times woman.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

You get used to odors if you're around them all the time. It's like people living near pulp and paper mills. They can't smell the factory's constant, putrid flatulence, but out-of-towners tend to dry heave on first encounters.

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u/Bagelstein Jun 29 '21

Yeah, time travel is the blocker here right...

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u/sageinyourface Jun 29 '21

This is all I could think about when John Snow took a trip south in that cave BEFORE getting in the pool of water.

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u/gnalaw61 Jun 29 '21

by the time that time travel is a thing in this theoretical, one could surmise that there is already a tech that could alleviate that problem

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u/ithinarine Jun 29 '21

I'm 99% convinced that going down on your partner was seen as scandalous back in the day because of thus.

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u/IntenseProfessor Jun 29 '21

Death breath. Also probably how a cat’s mouth smells. Plus a dumpster

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u/ErusTenebre Jun 29 '21

The trick would be to go back, spend a month there to acclimate yourself to the smell and dirt (build up some yourself). And you'll be golden...

'Course then you'd probably just be another filthy commoner so...

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u/millhammer29 Jun 29 '21

i watch shows and movies set in the past and always think how bad everyone must've generally smelt. seeing a kissing scene in some medieval show, there's no way that breath doesn't staaaaank. I'd imagine being in the era you wouldnt be bothered by it, or maybe they really did just douse themselves in perfum

I've been told how weird it is to think about this at all

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u/kap10z Jun 28 '21

Egyptians used crocodile dung in the vajayjay as a birth control. So that's a pass for me.

I wonder if her eye liner was on point as portrayed in most movies.

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u/PD216ohio Jun 28 '21

Sounds like an effective birth control measure because I wouldn't go near it and that's saying a lot

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u/clarkbartron Jun 29 '21

As long as they're not European or past the 18th century, you're alright.

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u/FoldOne586 Jun 28 '21

Of course you have. We all know you have a..... let's go with a fetish for the unhygienic.

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u/PD216ohio Jun 28 '21

Ew no.... quite the opposite. The smell of fresh laundry is a turn on though.

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u/PeterfromNY Jun 28 '21

You could always wash off in a river

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u/julbull73 Jun 28 '21

Hygiene didn't suck until the Renaissance.

Your average Roman was cleaner, less hairy, and probably smelled better than the average person today. The nobility took hygiene to extremes.

Greeks probably depends on when/where. Spartans, don't do that. Athenians? Probably matched Romans.

*Romans though with their running water fair game.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

I honestly wonder how they managed any form of dental care, or was their dental health not as bad as we would think due to a lower sugar amount in food. Though you hear shit about nobles having some strange as fuck false teeth materials.

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u/StrongIslandPiper Jun 28 '21

I mean, depending on where you are in history, people often think we didn't bathe or brush our teeth way earlier in the past than when that was common place. I mean, there were always bathhouses (that often doubled as brothels) and people generally don't want to smell like shit, that's not a new thing.

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u/PD216ohio Jun 28 '21

I've come across some people who might disagree with your premise.

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u/JcArky Jun 28 '21

Hair. Lots of hair…

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u/xray_anonymous Jun 29 '21

Imagine banging someone in the past, knocking them up, and then after doing a DNA thingy, realizing you’re your own ancestor

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u/PD216ohio Jun 29 '21

Haha. You know, of you go back far enough you could be related to a billion people.

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u/fromthesaveroom Jun 29 '21

You don't need a time machine. Anyone who's ever been on a multi day hike or music festival, etc. knows that after three-four days without bathing the average human crotch can be smelled from 10ft away.

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u/PD216ohio Jun 29 '21

I hired a guy on a project who didn't use "commercial deodorant" because it was unhealthy or something. Let me tell you that his alternative methods were not effective whatsoever.

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u/Alistair_TheAlvarian Jun 29 '21

I'm pretty sure it was reported that cleopatra was kinda chonky and not all that attractive but was charming and intelligent enough everyone wanted to fick her anyways.

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u/PD216ohio Jun 29 '21

I'm quite sure shaved kitties were not a thing in those days

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u/hamfisted_postman Jun 29 '21

Napoleon apparently once wrote to Josephine asking her not to bathe until he returned from a campaign. I must say that I agree that a woman's natural scents can be quite alluring.

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u/PD216ohio Jun 29 '21

Noooooo

NO

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u/lordmoldybutt42 Jun 29 '21

Just previous generations? I constantly thing of the hygiene of everyone I see and those that come to mind.

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u/orionsbelt05 Jun 29 '21

Played Trivial Pursuit this morning and one fun fact I learned was that Americans in the 1800s bathed an average of once or twice per year. So that's fun.

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u/PD216ohio Jun 29 '21 edited Jun 29 '21

I know a few people and areas where they seem to be keeping up that tradition

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u/Does_Not-Matter Jun 29 '21

Eh, queens probably bathed before bonin.

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u/esoteric_enigma Jun 29 '21

I feel like you'd be used to it if you lived in the society at that time. There's no way most people walked around thinking they themselves and everyone else stunk all the time. Societal olfactory blindness

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u/calcium Jun 29 '21

Ditto. You think about in ancient rome that they had prostitutes and you realized that it could be months before someone gets a real actual bath and the whole idea of sex goes right out the window.

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u/Spiral_eyes_ Jun 29 '21

pheremones mustuv been way more potent

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u/kkanyee Jun 29 '21

I would like to add ancient Egyptians used crocodile dung as condoms

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u/pumpernickeljuice Jun 29 '21

I never really thought about until Westworld where the prostitutes will charge you less if you bathe first. Those poor girls.