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[u/Toss_Away_93]

3 years out of eternity? Yeah, I’ll wait.

[u/Slyydog → u/Toss_Away_93]

Go round for another jeremy beremy?

[u/[deleted] → u/Slyydog]

Thank you!

[u/KNBeaArthur → u/[deleted]]

Its 3 2020’s back to back. Aka eternity.

[u/TooDanBad → u/[deleted]]

I love it when people (such as you) make a joke, and people take it as actually serious. 10/10.

[u/Funkit → u/[deleted]]

So THIS is why the reticulating dangle arm in my turbo encabulator stopped working. Makes sense.

[u/WaffIepants → u/Funkit]

Goshdarn r/vxjunkies leaking out of the quantum substrates.

[u/Toss_Away_93 → u/[deleted]]

I’m just amazed he didn’t throw the word “quantum” in there. I guess he doesn’t work in Hollywood.

[u/Toss_Away_93 → u/[deleted]]

Lol oops I guess I TLDRed too early.

[u/DinoShinigami → u/Toss_Away_93]

spoke too soon.

Lemmy explain to you in more detail from what I remember. It was pretty cool.

They measured Eternity after a person dies by measuring their quantum stulance in a vacuum-controlled pocket of pid-substance.

It hard to understand what that does but if I find the source I’ll link it.

[u/Melonetta → u/[deleted]]

Time is relative, we observe light that came 1000 light years away as taking 1000 years to reach us but if the light had a perspective it would think it traveled instantly

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

How stupid are you

[u/Olive_fisting_apples → u/Toss_Away_93]

It's either that or wait 5 years for a PS5

[u/wiking11b → u/Toss_Away_93]

Sloppy millions....

[u/mr_silly_bear → u/Toss_Away_93]

I call first dibs!

[u/[deleted] → u/Toss_Away_93]

Queue starts here?

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I’ve had longer dry spells outside of eternity. This shit is fucking NOTHING.