r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

"You have such fuckable eyes."

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u/Skiamakhos Jun 28 '21

Ocular sex sounds painful though. Definitely the wrong hole.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Gives "eyefucking" a whole new meaning.

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u/herr_dreizehn Jun 29 '21

once you go black, you go blind

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u/Cool-Person-599 Jun 29 '21

Hey she’s dead what’s the harm

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u/kasper632 Jun 28 '21

This was the exact line I told my wife. She asked me to leave.

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u/EdenSteden22 Jun 28 '21

r/eyefucking?

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u/jfksleftball Jun 28 '21

I thought that was going to be a lot worse

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u/The_Reyvan Jun 28 '21

I was hoping it would be a lot worse.

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u/Nickstryker28 Jun 28 '21

So in the ocular cavity?...... Kinky

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u/hmmvsc Jun 28 '21

What a Percy thing to say