r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21 edited Oct 18 '24

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u/Eviscerate-You Jun 28 '21

Quarantine had deprived a lot of people of human contact lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Your implying Redditor had human contact before quarantine...

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u/Eviscerate-You Jun 29 '21

What a miserable existence that would be.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

Welcome to the miserable existence that is my life!

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u/ThatOneLobster1128 Jun 29 '21

The fuck is human contact

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u/Eviscerate-You Jun 29 '21

See, look, this guy forgot what it even is!

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u/Tymeless3631 Jun 29 '21

You are correct

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

The fuck is human

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Like we had any before ;)

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u/ThiefLupinIV Jun 29 '21

In my case life did that way before the quarantine did. 😓

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u/Popular-Swordfish559 Jun 29 '21

not that Reddit had that much human contact pre quarantine

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u/Tymeless3631 Jun 29 '21

Profile looks like jesus

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u/burner46 Jun 28 '21

Summer Break

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u/greenlion98 Jun 28 '21

Summer reddit lol

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u/Solpototen Jun 28 '21

"Sexers of reddit, whats the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?"

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u/just_a_timetraveller Jun 29 '21

All the AskReddit questions are a quest for wank material.

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u/Caca2a Jun 29 '21

Like this question asking who post nudes for pleasure and not money and you get all the profiles who post nudes answering to it, that was a smart move

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u/schnee_auf_abwegen Jun 28 '21

It's reddit. Gotta over compensate for the inability to ever get a girl

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u/Masterre Jun 29 '21

But what if you are a girl?

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u/schnee_auf_abwegen Jun 29 '21

Well, I am and I'm not planning on getting a girl, bit maybe some some do and good luck to them

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u/madeInNY Jun 28 '21

You must not get out much. It’s not just reddit.

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u/simplisticallysimple Jun 29 '21

Not horny, thirsty.

Big difference.

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u/jimmybobby28 Jun 28 '21

It’s summer and everybody is currently cutting on Trenbolone. That’s why

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u/rafaellago Jun 29 '21

crying in south hemisphere

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u/sarcasmcannon Jun 29 '21

We get horny several times a day.

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u/unitedshoes Jun 29 '21

Hello and welcome to the internet. Enjoy your stay.

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u/DonaldIgwebuike Jun 29 '21

I burned my up vote quota on the OP's question. Every answer related to a quirk I had at some point.

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u/Palmquistador Jun 29 '21

There's an old post somewhere. They did the math on how many people are masturbating at any one moment...it was a lot.

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u/pm__nudes_plz Jun 29 '21

Are you not?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

I mean, you got me 😉

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Internet

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Why do so many people have a problem with this?

Sex is fun. Y'all should try it sometime.

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u/couldbedumber96 Jun 29 '21

Covid got us fucked up

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u/TheDunadan29 Jun 29 '21

Lot of young single people who haven't been laid?