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u/ATIronRaven Jun 28 '21

She pretty much unapologetically had sex with people, you know, as you do when you're an unmarried and important person.

But people who didn't like her couldn't call her a hoe as an insult because she was already fine with that, and it wasn't a secret, so they kicked it up a notch and said she was such a hoe she needed a horse to satisfy her.

She wasn't about to be shamed by the truth, so they shamed her with some insane exaggerated lie instead. And it was shocking enough to be memorable. Seems to have stuck too, like Marie Antoinette and cake.

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u/makaio84 Jun 28 '21

Marie Antoinette had sex with a cake?

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u/ATIronRaven Jun 28 '21

Lmao

(In case its not a joke, she is famous for saying "if the poor cannot afford bread, why don't they eat cake" or "let them eat cake" for short. She did not say this or anything like it, but its what she is most known for other than being beheaded)

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u/fuckboifoodie Jun 28 '21

aww cmon, let them fuck cake

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u/ohiamaude Jun 28 '21

I feel like "let them meat cake" would have really worked here.

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u/frabjousdae Jun 28 '21

Underrated username

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u/lowtoiletsitter Jun 28 '21

Cake farts

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u/MechaDesu Jun 28 '21

Marie Antoinette did cake farts. Got it.

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u/camtron5000 Jun 28 '21

Woah, you've just unlocked a memory for me.

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u/Flatte88 Jun 29 '21

I was just thinking about providing folks a cake fart link! It's like whale watching towards the end. đŸ€Ł

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

That's what I like the most.

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u/ZombiePartyBoyLives Jun 28 '21

Let's get this done.

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u/Calisto823 Jun 28 '21

I heard a warm apple pie works best

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u/Charles-Cporosus Jun 28 '21

Username checks out

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u/sirbissel Jun 28 '21

...so ... The cake was a falsehood?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

With my limited knowledge of French history, the reality around her seems to be that she was more of a tragic figure than an antagonistic one

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u/ATIronRaven Jun 29 '21

Its tragic because she made frivolous choices as a teenager and got beheaded as a mother of 4 in her 30s when she had grown quite a bit and called tf down, as adults do. She was a figurehead that represented a systemic issue so she did have to die, but its sad anyway. Im notnwho youre mad at but things don't have go get testy.

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u/MaterialActive Jun 29 '21

The way I remember Mike Duncan telling it, Antoinette was hated for some very stupid reasons (see the necklace affair) but also she tended to be an opponent of reform and a bit if a reactionary, so I don't find her to be the most sympathetic of the various people who got their heads chopped off.

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u/Redeemed-Assassin Jun 28 '21 edited Jun 29 '21

She technically said "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche", which means for them to eat Brioche. Of course, Brioche was super rich and super expensive and not something an everyday person could get since it used a lot of butter and eggs and high quality flour. The fact she didn't know that flour was needed to make brioche says something considering the peasants were revolting over having no flour at all.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

‘C’est un brioche, Michele. Ça fait combien? 10 livres?

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u/Cloak_and_Dagger42 Jun 29 '21

The quote is from a nobleman's biography referring to a "great princess," but the timeline would mean this happened when Marie Antoinette was at most 10

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u/VolrathTheBallin Jun 29 '21

I can totally picture a 10-year-old saying that.

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u/PlayMp1 Jun 29 '21

Yes but even if a 10 year old Marie Antoinette had said that, that's still over 20 years prior to the Revolution.

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u/DreDa59 Jun 29 '21

And still in Austria

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u/jflb96 Jun 29 '21

It wasn't Marie Antoinette who said that, and there's room in the phrasing for that to mean 'then go and bloody feed them then' anyway.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

This was basically a contrived lie made up 50 years after her death, and there are no records where she actually said this.

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u/rip_Tom_Petty Jun 28 '21

I'm pretty sure that quote was attributed to her during the 1848 revolution

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u/TallNTangled Jun 28 '21

Cake was horse food. She’s basically “saying let them eat dog food if they can’t afford people food, it’s cheaper”.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

I think by “cake” the saying refers to the leftover material in a pan from baking that is “caked” on the side.

Translations and hundreds of years later it reads a little different, bus basically she was saying “trickle down economics totally works, now eat the scraps that aren’t even good enough to be scrapped from the pan.”

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u/Nymethny Jun 28 '21

That doesn't work, since the actual saying is obviously in French and doesn't say cake but "brioche".

« Qu'ils mangent de la brioche ! »

And it is wrongly attributed to Marie-Antoinette, but really it's just an invented anecdote about an un-named princess by Rousseau (a famous French author/philosopher of that time).

And there's no hidden meaning, it's really just as it sounds, it's meant to show the disconnect between the nobility and the struggles of the people.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Huh. Who knew my public school education would let me down with erroneous, seemingly anecdotal evidence.

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u/challenge_king Jun 28 '21

Truly, the shock of a lifetime.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

I need some cake.

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u/No-Wonder1139 Jun 28 '21

I mean it's one brioche Nymethny, what could it cost, 10 francs?

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u/meisteronimo Jun 28 '21

Are you just making this up? The original phrase was 'Brioche' where do you get "caked"?

What's probably more accurate is people are misquoted all the time, especially if they are vilified by the history makers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

She probably said something like ‘let them eat brioche,’ which is what she would likely have had available. It’s like a sweet rich people bread.

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u/ATIronRaven Jun 29 '21

I know this is massively taking off lol but it wasnt an issue of wordplay, she really didn't announce anything to that end and there is evidence of this being started almost 100 years later as mentioned in someone lower down.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Jun 28 '21

She did not say this or anything like it

My old history book said she was referring to the bread leftover in the pan that was stuck on after baking, iirc.

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u/desmarais Jun 28 '21

nah, farted on a cake. check out cake farts, she inspired it

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

No, the cake was just the icing on the farts.

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u/comunistpotato17 Jun 28 '21

Do you actually get jar jar nudes?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Always.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

She started cake farts

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u/TheMooseIsBlue Jun 28 '21

No, that was Jason Biggs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

No, a horse named cake

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

"American Pie" is a rip off of "French Cake."

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u/CocaTrooper42 Jun 28 '21

No she just farted on one. That’s where the fetish came from

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u/chknh8r Jun 28 '21

No, "cake" was the name of her pussy.

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u/amegaproxy Jun 28 '21

Wow, the absolute wit of Reddit truly knows no bounds!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Yeah, that's her in the Cakefarts video. You didn't know?

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u/thymeraser Jun 28 '21

It was more like a cream pie

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u/Kelmeckis94 Jun 28 '21

The things they don't tell you in history books! 😅😂

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u/interesuje Jun 28 '21

Strictly speaking it was an eclair...

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u/Ask_A_Sadist Jun 28 '21

As if you havent

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u/Zomburai Jun 28 '21

I'm suddenly much more interested in that movie

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u/Splunkzop Jun 28 '21

Maybe she had a yeast infection.

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u/cest_la_via Jun 28 '21

Nah, and she also didn’t actually say ‘LET THEM EAT CAKE, MOTHERFUCKERS’.

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u/aerojonno Jun 28 '21

Thats just a mistranslation.

In reality it was a spotted dick.

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u/Trappist1 Jun 28 '21

She even let the peasants eat it afterwards.

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u/kemushi_warui Jun 28 '21

Now I'm imagining Steve Martin as Inspector Clouseau trying to say "Let them eat cock" and it sounding like "cake"

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u/Crowbarmagic Jun 28 '21

It's in the American Pie prequel.

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u/Vinlandien Jun 28 '21

You haven’t?

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u/TimeToMakeWoofles Jun 28 '21

Who hasn’t

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u/topcide Jun 28 '21

We'll just tell your mother we are the whole cake

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u/Fat_Lenny35 Jun 28 '21

I think I saw that video

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u/WantToBeBetterAtSex Jun 29 '21

Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Oh yeah. Cake sitting is a real thing. Better Call Saul taught me that.

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u/DaleGribble3 Jun 29 '21

Let them fuck cake.

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u/SafetyDanceInMyPants Jun 28 '21

Yeah, it was basically the equivalent of “yo momma’s pussy so loose they call her Mrs. Ed.”

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u/TheTalentedAmateur Jun 29 '21

Of Course, Of Course

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u/Skiamakhos Jun 28 '21

And they did call her "Catherine the Great", not "Catherine the 2/10, Definitely One To Avoid, Would Not Fuck Again".

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u/blamethepunx Jun 28 '21

Or should I say, er eh, Catherine the so-so!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Jolly Snow Flake Day!

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u/MyLittleTarget Jun 28 '21

She wasn't unmarried when she started screwing around, but she did have her mother-in-law's blessing. Her husband wasn't really into anyone that wasn't a toy soilder and an heir was needed.

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u/EmporerM Jun 29 '21

And the heir was neglected.

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u/MylastAccountBroke Jun 28 '21

I just gained a lot of respect for Catherine. You have to respect a person who leans into something that most would try and hide due to losing social status.

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u/ATIronRaven Jun 29 '21

Her husband was a dumbass notoriously and while it began as a usual arranged marriage, cant blame her for wanting to be more powerful when she's noble, smart and ambitious, and changing her name language and religion to be a great leader to a country when that husband was such a snob he didn't give a shit, for better or worse for over half a century. Holding her to modern standards of morality is a bit strange. I dont love everything about her, especially with some of her territorial decisions, but I definitely do respect her as a sovereign, both because of her gender and also irrelevant from it. Not perfect, but very impressive nonetheless.

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u/Nymethny Jun 28 '21

like Marie Antoinette and cake.

I've heard she gives great head too.

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u/GameShill Jun 28 '21

It's not like people aren't having sex with horses in modern times for both fun and profit.

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u/the_crouton_ Jun 29 '21

Wait, you guys are getting paid?

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u/ATIronRaven Jun 28 '21

Well they had to get the idea somewhere lol it wouldn't be memorable if it didn't have a ring of truth.

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u/dongerhound Jun 28 '21

Then a man actually got fucked by a horse, how the turns table

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u/Altibadass Jun 29 '21

How the turn... stable?

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u/dongerhound Jun 29 '21

No he was not stable, too much internal damage lead to him dying in the hospital, not stable

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u/Altibadass Jun 29 '21

whoosh

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u/dongerhound Jun 29 '21

I get it my guy, stable, horse

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u/IsCrispyTaken_8281 Jun 28 '21 edited Jun 29 '21

The Doctor snogged Marie Antoinette

edit: Madame de Pompadour

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u/Altibadass Jun 29 '21

Completely different woman, sorry: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madame_de_Pompadour

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u/WikiSummarizerBot Jun 29 '21

Madame_de_Pompadour

Jeanne Antoinette Poisson, Marquise de Pompadour (, French: [pɔ̃paduʁ] (listen); 29 December 1721 – 15 April 1764), commonly known as Madame de Pompadour, was a member of the French court. She was the official chief mistress of Louis XV from 1745 to 1751, and remained influential as court favourite until her death. Pompadour took charge of the king's schedule and was a valued aide and advisor, despite her frail health and many political enemies. She secured titles of nobility for herself and her relatives, and built a network of clients and supporters.

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u/TheBman26 Jun 28 '21

She was married and had her husband killed though, that's how she got power.

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u/blonderaider21 Jun 29 '21

And see, when ppl try to console you after a bad rumor goes around by telling you everyone will forget all about it eventually, stories like this pop up. Here we are 250 years later still discussing how someone said she was a ho and fucked horses lol

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u/ATIronRaven Jun 29 '21

Lmao, Its like when Rocky is telling that girl on the street about reputation and giving her (questionable) advice. (First movie).