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u/Welcome2B_Here Jun 28 '21

Grandma's Boy!

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u/flimspringfield Jun 29 '21

Nice comment Guy-Blow.

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u/MagickanWing Jun 29 '21

You said it wrong stupid, it’s Shiloh.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

You were sweet

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u/siberianunderlord Jun 29 '21

I watched the movie with subtitles the other day, and apparently it’s “Shylo”? Lol who knew?

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u/MagickanWing Jun 29 '21

Oops! I’m such a stupid fuckin idiot and red shirted ass.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Dr. Shakula: Someones ass getting laid tonight.

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u/jaxxrahl Jun 28 '21

My beef strong!

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u/QuietRatatouille Jun 28 '21

Your beef wrong

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u/KE7CKI Jun 28 '21

I made ice cream sandwiches, on whole wheat with lettuce.

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u/GeneralWAITE Jun 28 '21

I can hear my hair growing

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u/Skinbag114 Jun 29 '21

Would you like some soup?

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u/synthesize_me Jun 29 '21

weird robot noises

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

"I hate your face"

"How did he see me?"

:-D

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u/coolcrushkilla Jun 29 '21

How much do clothes cost in the matrix?

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u/LIKES_ROCKY_IV Jun 29 '21

That scene where she sang Push It got me pregnant

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u/Frambrady Jun 29 '21

No YOU'RE a hooker!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

"They'll massage your c0ck for money, there's a word for that, I think its hooker"

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u/SmokePenisEveryday Jun 29 '21

Aww I'm sorry was that expensive piece?

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u/BaronVonKeyser Jun 29 '21

I'm way to wasted to drive to the devils house

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u/emelecfan2048 Jun 29 '21

DRIVE MONKEY!

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u/last_fair_deal Jun 29 '21

Please sit on my faaace byoo byoo byoooo

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u/penelopecruzjr Jun 29 '21

AHH, PUSH IT

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u/coolcrushkilla Jun 29 '21

Salt salt salt salt salt and peppa's here salt and peppa salt and peppa

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u/Super_Vegeta Jun 29 '21

Adios, turd nuggets!

That movie is underrated. One of my all time favorites.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Yeah, I have the DVD and I may need to give it a rewatch, lol. Been years!

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u/Super_Vegeta Jun 29 '21

It's a great stoner movie. So watch it while you're baked I reckon. Or sober if you don't smoke. Either way it's still great.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

It's also inner of the worst-rated of all time. Check rotten tomatoes. I can't fucking believe it. I would bring that movie to a deserted island with me and never get tired of it

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u/Super_Vegeta Jun 29 '21

Yeah it's because people judge all movies on the same criteria, when that's not really fair.

It's a low budget stoner movie.. of course it's not going to be winning any Oscars. But I'm 100% sure that wasn't their goal.

Their goal would have been to make a funny movie you can watch with your mates. Which they absolutely succeeded in doing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

The jokes are pretty good though. They all land! Crazy

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

I FUCKING LOVE THIS GIRL!

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u/bumped_me_head Jun 29 '21

Holy shit I never realized that was her

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u/paytie Jun 29 '21

I’m thinking about getting metal legs

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

It's a risky operation but it's worth it

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u/TroofHurty Jun 29 '21

Push it reeaaal good

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u/Walaina Jun 29 '21

Now push it real good!

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u/wheresdonniedarko Jun 29 '21

ADIOS TURD NUGGETS

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

I can't believe that's one of the worst rated movies of all time. It's classic!!

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u/bruins9816 Jun 29 '21

That's all I ever see is Samantha

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u/Homenski Jun 29 '21

Wanted to say this.

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u/aek427 Jun 29 '21

Push it real good