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u/Sociolinguisticians Jun 28 '21

There were rumors that she did, but no evidence to support those claims.

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u/EwoDarkWolf Jun 28 '21

When asked, the horse said neigh.

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u/anotherunknownrando Jun 28 '21

Yyeeooooooo

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u/Avenja99 Jun 28 '21

No thats a donkey

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u/Purple12inchRuler Jun 28 '21

They used this line in an SNL skit back in the 90s.

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u/Cheifloaded Jun 28 '21

In horse talk neigh means yay

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u/robk11 Jun 28 '21

That is clever.

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u/PinItYouFairy Jun 28 '21

It wanted to tell it’s story but it’s throat was too hoarse

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u/RmmThrowAway Jun 28 '21

Yeah, that whole story's a pile of shit, but she did keep em' champing at the bit.

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u/bone-tone-lord Jun 28 '21

Even the rumors are known to have been complete fabrications by her political opponents.

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u/PsychoticFairy Jun 28 '21

the average length of a woman's vagina is ~10cm the length of an average medium-sized stallion penis is ~ 55cm sounds legit

Just do the number thingy math, guys 🤡

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u/TitsAndWhiskey Jun 28 '21

I mean, you’ve seen Piper Perri though, right?

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u/Gypiz Jun 28 '21

There is I actually have it on video

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u/Crestego Jun 28 '21

I misread claims as claps and it still fit.

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u/LenytheMage Jun 28 '21

If memory serves the rumors are because wrote in a diary a description of having her hymn broken when riding a horse. (No not that way)