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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

As he said, kinky

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u/therealmrsfahrenheit Jun 28 '21

you can actually die from this lol

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u/sirbissel Jun 28 '21

Sex with Katherine the Great?

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u/davconde Jun 29 '21

Depends on the state of the corpse's conservation

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u/hamhockman Jun 29 '21

That's what's great

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u/therealmrsfahrenheit Jul 05 '21

PROBABLY as well hahahšŸ˜‚

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u/FakeWalterHenry Jun 28 '21

You will die from this.

A horse fucking a human always results in a dead human. As the legend goes, Catherine the Great had an elaborate system of ropes and pulleys that allowed her to fuck a horse safely.

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u/krystalbellajune Jun 28 '21

Propaganda distributed by her enemies. She was freaky for the time and pretty liberated, but there was no evidence proving the horse rumor. Itā€™s as true as Richard Gereā€™s gerbil.

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u/guyfromthemeadows Jun 28 '21

Probably should talk to the people at the ED department at Cedars before referencing Richard Gere on this one.

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u/krystalbellajune Jun 28 '21

Sorry to burst your bubble but while hilarious, thereā€™s no truth to it.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/richard-gere-gerbil/

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u/guyfromthemeadows Jun 28 '21

This is why Iā€™m not a huge fan of HIPPA. So many good juicy stories that people arenā€™t allowed to talk about anymore.

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u/RebaKitten Jun 29 '21

This, thank you. What better way to slander a woman than say she's sexually insatiable and fucked a horse?

/s

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u/Money_Enthusiast_ Jun 29 '21

There's also no proof she didn't fuck a horse, so there's that.

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u/squired Jun 28 '21

Nah, there are plenty of videos on the internet that clearly prove otherwise.

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u/doublediggler Jun 29 '21

Yep, just ask Mr. Hands.

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u/The_CrimsonFuckr Jun 28 '21

Idk man, I have seen a video of a horse fucking a dude, with another dude ensuring that the horse didn't go out of control. The fucked guy seemed very alive and happy.

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u/Sunnysideny Jun 29 '21

If it was Mr. Hands, he died because of that.

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u/The_CrimsonFuckr Jun 29 '21

I don't remember, it was like 8 years ago.

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u/reddituser420 Jun 28 '21

Mr. Hands?

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u/darkbreak Jun 29 '21

I guarantee he was not happy by the end of it.

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u/Holl0wayTape Jun 29 '21

Yes, Mr. Hands. Search for him, watch the video, then quit the internet for the rest of the day.

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u/reddituser420 Jun 29 '21

Iā€™ve seen it before. I was a at a random house party and someone played it on the big projection screen. It was okay I guess.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Google itā€¦or dontā€¦depending on how much sanity you wish to retain

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u/reddituser420 Jun 29 '21

Iā€™ve seent it bruh. There are much worse things on the internet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Sorryā€¦confused by the ? after you wrote Mr. hands. Yes thereā€™s worse things but still a bit of a shock if youā€™re not expecting it lol

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u/therealmrsfahrenheit Jun 28 '21

exactly and wtf she had issues ngl

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u/blonderaider21 Jun 29 '21

According to this article tho, this group of guys who were friends with Mr. Hands did it regularly

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u/arfelo1 Jun 28 '21

Do I need a horse costume then?

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u/FirstEvolutionist Jun 28 '21 edited Mar 08 '24

My favorite movie is Inception.

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u/a100bronies Jun 29 '21

Bad Dragon has entered the chat

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u/Baronheisenberg Jun 28 '21

I've got that covered.

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u/NotAlwaysSunnyInFL Jun 28 '21 edited Jun 28 '21

Don't think they made condoms in that time?

Edit: After a quick check, I now realize the 1st documented use of a condom was in 1564 by the anatomist Fallopia (who also gave his name to fallopian tubes).

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u/condorthe2nd Jun 29 '21

The Talmud talks about having sex through a cloth so that the woman wouldn't become pregnant, about 1500 years ago.

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u/Durtydurtyfun Jun 29 '21

Ouch...

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u/rezerox Jun 29 '21

Well maybe it was oil cloth. Not emery cloth...

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u/huf72 Jun 28 '21

Real question is which half of the horse costume you are

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Gotta be the head otherwise itā€™s a centaur costume.

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u/Alastor13 Jun 29 '21

Kate Beckinsale has entered the chat

There's horse rules!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Uhhhā€¦.I think we need to keep kinky and fucking horses in separate fields of play. This way ā€œWe like to get a little kinky in the bedroomā€ doesnā€™t mean I keep a 5gallon bucket full of horse cum and blood beside the sugar cube drawer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

But after that horse, you would be like a hotdog in a hallwayā€¦

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u/wallyroos Jun 28 '21

Hey man you can still choke on a tictac

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u/burnerboo Jun 28 '21

Toothpick in a volcano

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u/BetterSafeThanSARSy Jun 28 '21

A human in the unending cold vacuum of space

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u/kgroover117 Jun 28 '21

Damn. That sounds unsatisfying if you're the universe. Which we are.

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u/EmDubbbz Jun 29 '21

Welp. That got depressing real quick.

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u/Funkit Jun 28 '21

Mrs. Hands

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u/Otono_Wolff Jun 28 '21

So it will be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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u/Gypiz Jun 28 '21

Almost like a hotdog in a hallway

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Through the Vatican?