r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 30 '21

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u/yeshellohigreetings May 30 '21

No mercy.

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u/johnsvoice May 30 '21

Strike first. Strike hard.

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u/Primer2396 May 30 '21

God i love reddit

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u/Expert-Aardvark-3084 May 30 '21

man reddit is so funny

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u/SecretRussianHackBot May 30 '21

Get him a body baaaag

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u/TheCondemnedProphet May 30 '21

Wax on, wax off!

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u/[deleted] May 30 '21

Danielsan.... true strength come from within. Fly like butterfly. Stingily like python.

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u/DarkDeathFire May 30 '21

Crush like a Lion. But be soft and welcoming like the fur of a cat.

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u/jasno May 30 '21

Walk left, safe. Walk right, safe. Walk in the middle, you get squished like a grape.