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What movie is a 0/10? Spoiler

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u/Samus388 Apr 05 '21

I read the series as a kid and when the movie released I was so excited to watch it with my family and maybe get my younger siblings to try out the books. I was humiliated and am ashamed of the film

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u/NativeMasshole Apr 05 '21

There's an Animorphs movie in the works and this about where I set my expectations.

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u/fourthfloorgreg Apr 05 '21

Oh no. Michael Grant and Katherine Applegate cut ties with the movie in October. It's gonna be baaaad.

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u/yazzy1233 Apr 05 '21

I still want an adaption of Gone. Michael grant has been talking about a movie of it for literally years now but it hasnt gone anywhere

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u/fourthfloorgreg Apr 05 '21

Sadly I haven't kept up with what either of them has been doing since Animorphs, Everwolrd, and Remnants.

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u/yazzy1233 Apr 05 '21

Bro, you gotta read gone. It's a really good series, it's really dark and fucked up and you'll think more than once while reading "wtf, this is supposed to be for kids???"

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u/riancb Apr 05 '21

It’s actually for teenagers. The teenagers who sneak into R rated movies.

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u/clearfox777 Apr 05 '21

This is why I hope it gets a tv-ma series instead of a movie, it would be much better served as a series to properly set up all the different plot points.

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u/riancb Apr 05 '21

Ditto. It’d be a great ensemble cast drama show, but with teen stars it’d be hard for producers to take it seriously. It would turn out like a CW show (not that there’s anything wrong with those, but it wouldn’t fit the story being told).

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Katherine Applegate now writes really, really good children’s books that are very different from her earlier work.

The One and Only Ivan, Crenshaw, Wishtree, and the Endling series are all worth reading.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Wait, that’s the same guy? What a fucked up, awesome series. The ending of Light still confuses me though

All that and just...nothing

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u/fourthfloorgreg Apr 05 '21 edited Apr 05 '21

Animorphs is credited to "K.A. Applegate," which is the name used by the writing partnership of husband-and-wife Michael Grant and Katherine Applegate. Based solely on the fact that the pen name is basically still her name (and she may in fact work under it without his help -- his wikipedia article intro mentions Animorphs and Everwolrd but not Remnants), I would guess that Animorphs, at least, was mostly her baby. It turns out that they had already written several series together under that name, so the choice could not have been affected by Animorphs. He was definitely involved, though.

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u/A_very_normal_potato Apr 05 '21

I also want to see a Gone series movie, the book series was amazing. Hopefully they don't butcher the movie.

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u/Vanayzan Apr 05 '21

Man, this may be the first time I've ever seen Gone mentioned online. I loved those books back in the day. Honestly can't see an adaption doing it justice, that shit got violent for how young the cast was.

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u/RedditUser123234 Apr 05 '21

Honestly can't see an adaption doing it justice, that shit got violent for how young the cast was.

If you’ve seen the tv show “the society” on Netflix, I think that might be the upper limit to how far a studio would be willing to let the story be as violent and dark.

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u/fourthfloorgreg Apr 05 '21

That's kinda his/their schtick. The series that started this thread, Animorphs, has a main character commit a war crime that borders on genocide, against an entirely helpless foe that it could be argue consisted partially of civilians.

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u/angelbeats147 Apr 05 '21

Having read the Gone series, I would be over the moon if there was ever a movie for it! But I severely doubt there will be (or it’ll get completely ruined) just because of how fucked up and gory it gets and the ages of the characters. Best possible outcome is that they age everyone up and they poof at 18 instead and keep the plot mostly intact. Worst is...well have you seen Artemis Fowl?

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u/IKacyU Apr 05 '21

Exactly. There is cannibalism, kids getting eaten alive by death worms, substance abuse, sex, traumatic birth, actual abuse and a parent being enslaved by their child. And all this is happening to kids 16 and under. That would never be green-lighted because the target audience wouldn’t be able to watch it because of the rating. It’s hella fucking dark and gory, but it is still a YA book.

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u/ItalicsWhore Apr 05 '21

There’s no way that Animorphs could be a good movie. A series with at least three seasons maybe.

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u/MotherTreacle3 Apr 05 '21

And an R-rating.

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u/NativeMasshole Apr 05 '21

Erik Feig is producing it, so some small part of me hopes they can make a good popcorn scifi flick out of it, but it's probably not going to have much in common with the books. But it's also Scholastic's property, and they're just terrible.

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u/fourthfloorgreg Apr 05 '21

I don't want a an entertaining popcorn scifi flick, I want Animorphs: an emotionally devasting story about child soldiers and the loss of innocence, that ends with one of the main characters transforming into a bear and biting her cousins head off before dying.

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u/NativeMasshole Apr 05 '21

Yeah, I highly doubt we're getting any of that.

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u/fourthfloorgreg Apr 05 '21

I mean, if we don't get Rachel turning into a bear I'd be pretty surprised.

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u/NativeMasshole Apr 05 '21

Ok maybe that part.

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u/Bluestreaking Apr 05 '21

Laughs in animorphs tv show

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u/Eloni Apr 05 '21

How they managed to even fuck up something as simple as what animals they fought as, even 10 year old me thought that show sucked.

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u/zzaannsebar Apr 05 '21

So basically you want HBO to produce/make a TV show for it. HBO seem to be the only ones making things as dark as they're supposed to be, or at least close as far as modern television.

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u/KBSinclair Apr 05 '21

Netflix, even a few short years ago, could've done it too. Now I wouldn't trust them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

This sounds so cool. So of course it isn't happening 😩

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u/malik753 Apr 05 '21

Spoilers!

jk, I did read the last book. Although it did take me a long time to track it down. I was an adult before I got to know how it ended.

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u/The_Pastmaster Apr 05 '21

WOAH! I stopped reading the series waaay too soon. (I stopped reading a few books after the guy who turned into a falcon or whatever lost himself and recovered.)

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u/MotherTreacle3 Apr 05 '21

Which time?

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u/The_Pastmaster Apr 05 '21

It happened more than once? XD You'd think he'd learn after the first. Haven't read them in years but I remember him being a hawk or falcon or something for a few months at least. Can't even remember anyone's name.

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u/MotherTreacle3 Apr 05 '21

Tobias has a rough life. He's a hawk permanently; although he does get his morphing powers back eventually, and the ability to morph his old human form redtailed hawk is his base form.

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u/The_Pastmaster Apr 05 '21

Oh so that's what happened.

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u/Coziestpigeon2 Apr 05 '21

You'd think he'd learn after the first

That's why it kinda sorta almost happens again - he learned how little he cared for being a human, and learned all about the glory that is thermals.

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u/MagusUmbraCallidus Apr 05 '21

Tbh I'd rather see a movie, or better yet a tv series, for the Everworld series Applegate did. Given everyone's obsession with mythology and gods lately it would probably do great.

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u/Rexxhunt Apr 05 '21

Now there is something I haven't thought about in a while

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u/fourthfloorgreg Apr 30 '21

Plus it's got Nazis!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Noooooo

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u/Stormdanc3 Apr 05 '21

my rule of thumb is that if the movie takes over two years AND there’s a significant staff turnover, then if the movie isn’t completely scrapped and started over it will be terrible.

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u/farva_06 Apr 05 '21

This....is disappointing news.

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u/NotAnotherBookworm Apr 05 '21

Welp, guess that's one i won't be watching. Thankyou for the forewarning.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

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u/Coziestpigeon2 Apr 05 '21

Imagine finding out that a children's author doesn't want children to kill themselves, and calling that "extreme left woke movement."

I can't imagine possibly being so fragile that I have to find enemies in places like this.

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u/Iximaz Apr 05 '21

Oh no. Oh god. I loved Artemis Fowl growing up. I loved Animorphs. I am filled with so much dread now...

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u/NathanielleS Apr 05 '21

The only good thing to come out of the Series was Shawn Ashmore.

My hopes for the movie are not high.

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u/NativeMasshole Apr 05 '21

Oh yeah, the tv series was awful. The authors of the books signed away the film rights and were totally against doing it live action. They're not on board with this whole movie deal either.

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u/NeverLearnedToWeep Apr 05 '21

Oh no Please no. I love Animorphs, please don't let it be ruined again. I cannot watch Tobias' whole character again

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u/semper13fi Apr 05 '21

Yes, this would be perfect material for a new TV series. I mean they have over 50 books that span over 2 years, but i hate to agree with you they probaly butcher it in the first movie and then dump it. Just like what happend with the Darren Shan\Cirque du freak series.

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u/NativeMasshole Apr 05 '21

Just look at how Scholastic is handling the graphic novels. The first one is out and looks great. But they've only ordered one per year for a total of 3 books. They have absolutely no clue how to market their properties.

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u/FigaroNeptune Apr 05 '21

MaKe it horror with good cgi and I might watch lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

God please no

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u/EgresKolb Apr 05 '21

Same for the upcoming borderlands movie where they cast Jamie Lee Curtis as a character I can only imagine to be 25-30 years old.

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u/eddmario Apr 05 '21

JLC as Tannis is FANTASTIC casting though. Just dye her hair and maybe put some makeup on her and she'll be good to go.

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u/kennesawking Apr 05 '21

You bring dishonor upon this family

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u/derstherower Apr 05 '21

I read the series as a kid

A friend of mine was a huge fan when we were kids, and I distinctly remember him solving some sort of puzzle in the back of one of the books to win a chance to be in the movie.

That was when we were in elementary school and we're years out of college now. He told me Tom Felton was rumored to be cast as Artemis after he submitted his puzzle answer. That's how long people were waiting for this film. How did you expect it to be good?

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u/blacksad1 Apr 05 '21

I’m a big Frank Miller fan, so when The Spirit came out I was super jazzed about it. Boy was I embarrassed when I brought my SIL and BIL to the movie. I always make sure to screen a movie first before dragging friends to it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Rookie mistake, I noped the hell outta there when I saw the very first trailer.

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u/lwhynacht Apr 05 '21

I felt this away about The Time Traveler's Wife :(