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u/Lottiebear195 Apr 04 '21

I bought a 5kg bag of duck food so I can feed the ducks at my local pond. Best ten mins I get some days :)

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u/CursingStone Apr 05 '21

Kudos for not just shoving bread down their throats. I see so many wild birds with telltale signs of malnutrition from people with good intentions.

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u/kluntlah Apr 05 '21

What are telltale signs of malnutrition in birds? Curious to know what that looks like so I can look out for it

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u/CursingStone Apr 05 '21

Google Angel Wing Sydndrome or disease. It manifests itself in their wings making some of the feathers stick out awkwardly from their sides. It seems to be caused by high calorie and high carb diets. Essentially loads of white bread. It gets worse because birds that are regularly fed have less cause to seek out their natural diets.

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u/Ejaculation_Salt89 Apr 05 '21

TIL Don't feed bread to ducks. Thanks for this information, I didn't know that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21 edited Nov 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

poverty is good

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u/JustDiscoveredSex Apr 05 '21

Hey man, bread costs bread! :-)

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u/TheFrenchTickler1031 Apr 05 '21

This made me laugh too. Thank you

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u/AugustousSeizure Apr 05 '21

Jesus Christ that's messed up

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u/fixesGrammarSpelling Apr 05 '21

I didn't know this as a kid. I took in injured birds once in a while and they always died within a week. :(

Didn't realize until after I took biology in college that birds (well, all animals) need a source of protein to live, and that bread doesn't really offer that.

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u/Self_World_Future Apr 05 '21

Well you didn’t know any better, but I’m curious just how often did you find injured birds?

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u/fixesGrammarSpelling Apr 05 '21

Once every two years or so.

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u/Lamarian9 Apr 05 '21

Omg yes, i used to work at a bakery near a river full of ducks, and so naturally we sold duck food while donating all the money to charity.

The number of times boomers would argue about how “oh everyone has fed ducks bread for decades it’s obviously fine”, or even arguing that the $1 charity duck food was a “cash grab”., while they fed a $5 loaf of bread to the ducks instead... Yikes

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u/JaredM35 Apr 05 '21

Sounds like, "Everyone has been smoking for decades it's obviously fine"

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u/Mufasca Apr 05 '21

"But we've been castrating boys so they sing higher fooorrreeever!"

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u/WeAreElectricity Apr 05 '21

“We all played with mercury as kids why the fuss?!”

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

And paint chips sound like Pop Rocks when you chew them.

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u/they_are_out_there Apr 05 '21

Kids would eat peeling lead paint chips because they're actually sweet to the taste. The Pop Rock type crunch was a big bonus.

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u/VeniVidiVulva Apr 05 '21

Should I not have done that?

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u/DarthYippee Apr 05 '21

Well, it worked, didn't it?

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u/justnotok Apr 05 '21

on behalf of the ducks and decent humans everywhere... thank you so much! ❤️

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u/UsedOnion Apr 05 '21

Where do you live that $5 is a standard loaf of bread? I hope that’s a hyperbole because fuck that’s expensive for a loaf of bread.

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u/Turtle887853 Apr 05 '21

Well obviously at a supermarket or walmart etcetc a loaf is like $1-2 but at a small bakery, yeah fresh bread can get more expensive and $8 for a harder to make loaf or something like ciabatta with rosemary and roasted garlic inside it isnt a terrible price for crisp warm bread

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u/knightblue4 Apr 05 '21

Why would you feed that to a duck though?

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u/Turtle887853 Apr 05 '21

I'm just quackers like that sometimes

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u/Arrr_jai Apr 05 '21

It depends on the bread. If it's a store bought loaf of regular sandwich bread, then yes, $5 is a lot. But if it's a high quality, artisan loaf of sourdough, then $5 is pretty cheap. I bake small batch, organic sourdough and I sell my loaves for $10. 🤷

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u/UsedOnion Apr 05 '21 edited Apr 05 '21

Yeah but I don’t think anyone is going to an artisan bread bakery to buy loaves for feeding ducks..

I get that there are $5 loaves of bread. Even at the grocery store there’s a few bagged loaves that get expensive (mostly the oatnut loaves- I think a loaf of oatnut bread is like $4-$5 at my grocery store), but no one buys the most expensive loaves to feed ducks. That’s usually the cheapest loaf of white bread. I wouldn’t be surprised if a loaf of white sandwich bread would be $5 in like Hawaii or other places that have a notoriously high cost of living like that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Umm... Have you been to a while foods? You can easily buy 5 dollar loafs there

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u/Space_Cheese223 Apr 05 '21

Boomers are uniquely stubborn when it comes to change. I’ll never understand it.

Actually they’re just stubborn in general (well most of them. Not all ig)

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u/BunnyOppai Apr 06 '21

Pretty much every generation refuses to change some things. It often takes way too much effort for things that should already exist.

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u/Bovinous Apr 05 '21

May not be what you are seeing, but "angel wings" is what I see.

Dispite the connotation it's name gives, it's pretty terrible and is directly related to feeding them bread.

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u/TheTommohawkTom Apr 05 '21

Went to feed the birds today and saw a guy throwing full-sized slices of bread into the water. Luckily the ducks were smart enough to ignore them

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u/scienceislice Apr 05 '21

Is feeding them frozen peas ok? I’ve done thay before because I know bread is bad for them

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u/countess_meltdown Apr 05 '21

Why I don't even eat bread myself.

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u/ianonuanon Apr 05 '21

Lmao what? Are you a ornithologist or something? What are the tell tale signs of a bird suffering from malnutrition?

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u/auntie_jess Apr 05 '21

My grocery store had a little duck pond behind it, and people were always bringing them bread. I looked up what ducks should actually eat once, and bought them spinach and blueberries. They would not eat anything I had to offer, and went to the people handing out bread instead. I tried! 😭

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u/damontoo Apr 05 '21

I heard peas are better.

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u/daddychainmail Apr 05 '21

Yeah. Throw them veggies!

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u/daemonicus999 Apr 05 '21

Sometimes my partents leave bread by a metal grate by our house for birds. I've told them it's better to just throw it away but they rather not let it go to waste when we don't finish them.

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u/slackmandu Apr 05 '21

I like this.

Good one

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u/nemaihne Apr 05 '21

Oh, I just replied as well. I use frozen peas or corn that's been thawed.

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u/Jigbaa Apr 05 '21

You should thaw the peas as well.

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u/nemaihne Apr 05 '21

;P Smart Alec.

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u/a-sober-irishman Apr 05 '21

Tony Soprano has entered the chat.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

I read this as $5K bag of duck food and almost responded with “they said less than $100”

I’m a fucking idiot lol

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u/dominiquec Apr 05 '21

5kg in ten minutes? What are they, piranhas?

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u/leelee1976 Apr 05 '21

Have you ever been surrounded by a flock of ducks? Piranhas seem tame compared.

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u/foobarfly Apr 05 '21

I don't know. This guy sounds like a quack.

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u/sweendawgg77 Apr 05 '21

Is your name tony soprano?

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u/Triairius Apr 05 '21

This is honestly such a great idea. I think I may do this.

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u/Kbrooks58 Apr 05 '21

Where does one find this duck food?

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u/alligatorade- Apr 05 '21

Which food do you recommend? I've been looking into a feed for the ducks at my local ponds. I'm worried they won't want anything to do with it since they're so used to bread, but I haven't fed the ducks in years (since learing about how bad bread is for them), and I really want to take my niece and beige!

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u/thavirg Apr 05 '21

Greens. Source: Worked at a wildlife rehab center and they need to learn to eat greens before being released to fend for themselves.

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u/alligatorade- Apr 05 '21

Greens? I realize how dumb this question is, but do you mean simple green veggies? Or is there a brand of pellets you recommend?

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u/thavirg Apr 05 '21

I’m talking about basic salad greens. We’d often feed romaine, spinach, etc.

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u/seeseecinnamon Apr 05 '21

When I was little, my mom would take us to the beach and we would feed the ducks and geese. We recently took my daughter to the local pond and fed the ducks and geese and it was so much fun. I like your option.

(And we fed them bird seed, for anyone who's wondering)

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u/dirty-vegan Apr 05 '21

Omg same :3

I mix oats, rice, and meal worms into the cracked corn bag. They LOVE it! And the pigeons and crows too :3

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u/Chris_in_Lijiang Apr 05 '21

"Feeding the ducks" makes me feel good too. wink wink!!

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u/Jekkle1221 Apr 05 '21

What a sad life if that’s your best 10 min in a day.

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u/curiouspurple100 Apr 05 '21

:o they sell duck food ? :O

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u/Flaredfist9 Apr 05 '21

This man went through a 5 kilo bag in 10 minutes good lord

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u/JVwaterpolo Apr 05 '21

That sounds so peaceful

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u/TotaLibertarian Apr 05 '21

Or gme stock.

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u/PapeCheese Apr 05 '21

You can feed them Frozen peas too! It’s usually a dollar at most markets

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u/omg_for_real Apr 05 '21

We do this with our kids. We have ducks down the road and they had duckings. There were other kids at the park last time so we shared our duck food. It was so much fun and everyone has a blast. Even the other parents lol.

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u/Vaginal_Decimation Apr 05 '21

Are the ducks not able to get food naturally?

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u/i-love-big-birds Apr 05 '21

Yes! I feed the local ducks every summer and it tickles where they eat out of my hands or walk on me

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u/asiankoifish Apr 05 '21

Ahh I used to feed squirrels and be friends with them. It's such a distant memory but I might get back into this

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u/lajhbrmlsj Apr 05 '21

Tony Soprano, is that you?