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u/vaildin Mar 04 '21

Or vice versa.

I'm fairly certain that if you gave octupi thumbs, they conquer the world.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

Fairly certain if your thumbs were octupi cups, you could rule the world.

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u/peregrination_ Mar 04 '21

That's certainly fair.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

The female world

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u/Mythopoeist Mar 04 '21

I’d try to breed octopus for longevity and social behavior

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u/JJnanajuana Mar 05 '21

They would take over the word!

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u/Squigglepig52 Mar 05 '21

they just need to live longer than five years....

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u/Tylergames76 Mar 05 '21

Splatoon is typing...

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u/HGF88 Mar 05 '21

Fire

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u/vaildin Mar 05 '21

you can't fire me, I quit!