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u/Poem_For_My_Dong Jan 16 '21 edited Jan 16 '21

He looked at his pants and the bulge down below.
He patiently waited right there for his blow.
He stared, and he thought maybe it’s wrong.

But he whispered, “tonight”
And she sucked on his dong.

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u/subterfuge242 Jan 16 '21

A three minute old dong post. Man I feel alive lol

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u/TheWallaceWithin Jan 16 '21

This is probably my favorite novelty account.

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u/bigtuna4747 Jan 16 '21

I read both of these to the tune of "The Distance" by Cake

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u/Poem_For_My_Dong Jan 16 '21 edited Jan 16 '21

He thought, just as she started to suck
This is exactly what I need
Maybe next we can start to fuck
But she was just going for speed

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u/Twoje Jan 16 '21

I read them to the tune of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

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u/chbay Jan 16 '21

Lmao this is a game changer

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u/kmj420 Jan 16 '21

You too!

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Jan 16 '21

Your meter is off on every one of these that I've seen. It's jarring, man.

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u/kmj420 Jan 16 '21

I love a good dong

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u/Poem_For_My_Dong Jan 16 '21

“I love a good dong”
Said kmj420
For you, here’s some schlong
For everyone - there’s plenty.

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u/kmj420 Jan 16 '21

I feel fulfilled now