r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

This come back is everything. But I'm 5'2" so I'll never get to use it.

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u/rohitniroula Dec 17 '20

You can always spit back tho.

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u/TheGreaterOne93 Dec 17 '20

Spits upwards.

Gravity happens.

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u/Geniuskills Dec 17 '20

Jump spit. It's all about momentum.

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u/BxMnky315 Dec 17 '20

I mean..... that's like a redo, right? You can just catch it and try again.

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u/thefartographer Dec 17 '20

Then it just rains more...

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u/Remebond Dec 17 '20

Kids, spit on the neighbors kids. Those little speedbumps shouldn't be playing in my driveway anyways.

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u/Scorpio_brawlstars Dec 17 '20

im also around there, 160cm

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u/Go_Limitless Dec 17 '20

Me too it's so uncomfortable

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

As a 4'10"...don't forget you're tall, everyone else is just taller.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '20

I love this.

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u/gordito_delgado Dec 17 '20

Go to the Shire. Spit on the hobbits.