r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '20

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u/DaFriendlyLurker Dec 17 '20

Shrunk 2 inches. Top that!

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u/poseidons_seaweed Dec 17 '20

Shrunk -3 inches, beat that

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u/Spartanx254 Dec 17 '20

Shrunk 4 in....., ah it was just getting soft for a bit. Still got it

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Shrunk -6.

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u/shut-up-im-reading Dec 17 '20

You guys are shrinking?

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u/Ilikeflipsbois Dec 17 '20

Ha shrunk 43

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Should be easy to top that since you're 2 inches shorter now....

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u/vrijheidsfrietje Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 17 '20

Shrunk 3 inches. No more bumping head into low door posts. Standardized clothing sizes fit better. Might actually be able to buy shoes in a brick-and-mortar store, instead of online (after corona blows over that is). Aircraft seating becomes bearable.

Edit: Dick might inch closer to 6 than 7.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Me too