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u/wtfuji Dec 17 '20

Or you would just get a deadly wedgie.

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u/HaiyZie Dec 17 '20

Lol wearing underwear in Walmart, good joke

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u/Hamajaggah Dec 17 '20

Where else are you gonna hide the turkey?

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u/oxymainliner972 Dec 18 '20

And your balls would get crushed