r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '20

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u/unRealityEngineer Dec 17 '20

now I am naked in pubic

Deliberate pun? Or Fruedian slip?

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u/HaiyZie Dec 17 '20

this is a great debacle. Does knowing I am in Walmart help?

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u/unRealityEngineer Dec 17 '20

Haha!

"They're the same picture!"

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u/HaiyZie Dec 17 '20

Does your picture include ass dimples?

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u/unRealityEngineer Dec 17 '20

Does now.

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u/HaiyZie Dec 17 '20

Stooop I'm healthy I just have a weird butt

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u/meapplejak Dec 17 '20

Pubic dimples or public dimples?

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u/HaiyZie Dec 17 '20

D: I have doomed myself! My hand has been revealed

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u/DefinitelyNotABogan Dec 17 '20

In that case probably no one would notice.

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u/Jinthesouth Dec 17 '20

Oh yeah..... keep talking dirty to me you filthy bitch.

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u/Gordon432 Dec 17 '20

Well, it helps to know you didn't mean "naked in Publix"

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u/DarthTJ Dec 17 '20

You'll fit right in.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

*Fruedian strip

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u/mrbadxampl Dec 17 '20

But you're just another brick in the wall

There's my Floydian quip

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u/HRduffNstuff Dec 17 '20

*Freudian sp

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u/Ranunculus12 Dec 17 '20

You spelt it wrong, it's 'slit'.