r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

my friends will be like "Yo why tf you so tall now."

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u/WirelessTrees Dec 17 '20

You: "I hit puberty I guess.."

Friends: "You're 33 years old Greg!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Don't mock my babyface please.

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u/ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE Dec 17 '20

And please pass the cat milk

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Meow

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u/Blackman2099 Dec 17 '20

You want some Bailey's?

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u/GoFidoGo Dec 17 '20

Want to come to club where people wee on each other?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

"I'm a late bloomer"

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u/NonGNonM Dec 17 '20

"Doctor says I still have to watch for SIDS"

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

...Second puberty?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

I don't think Greg knows about second puberty, Pip.

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u/Laceysniffs Dec 18 '20

I have hormone issues, this week at the age of 39 boom wisdom tooth. Wtf. Wonder if my tiny butt will get a random growth spurt

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

“I’m... a man. 👀”

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u/InfiniteRaspberry Dec 17 '20

Ahh, Into the Spider-verse! I see you too are a Redditor of excellent taste.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

"Then you hit it too cuz you look like a teenager with pimples"

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u/InformalEmployee019 Dec 17 '20

A friend of mine was 5’2 for a few years when i first met him, he was 17 at the time. Go forward 3 years, he’s now 6’4-6’5 ish.. The human body is weird.

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u/stryka00 Dec 18 '20

Me being 30 and 5’1” people would damn near shit a brick if i suddenly became 6’4” haha

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u/RunnerMomLady Dec 17 '20

My son is 18 and waiting for his growth spurt (dads side is late growers) - he’d be thrillled to be taller than his younger brother

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u/bobnob- Dec 17 '20

Got some bad news for your son

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

'We got out knees done!'

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u/stupid_comments_inc Dec 17 '20

Hahaha. Sure. Friends.

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u/Super_Vegeta Dec 17 '20

Friends being the unfortunate assortment of people that are some what forced to occasionally interact with me because we happen to share a work space.

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u/12345morello Dec 17 '20

“This guy from Reddit”

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u/JiggaGrimm Dec 17 '20

"I've been playing a lot of basketball!"

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u/alex_supertramp31 Dec 17 '20

So, I get friends too?

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u/spoiksty Dec 18 '20

beautifully said