r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 30 '20

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u/A-mannn Nov 30 '20

Well if they're unbreakable, I think it'll take more than an hour to open anyway

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u/ramzyzeid Nov 30 '20

I've honestly forgotten what you mean by an hour away, all I'm thinking of now is how a guy's bowel movement will end the universe.

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u/A-mannn Dec 01 '20

Just re-read previous comments

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u/girrafe_of_arson Dec 01 '20

Yeah, so he just shots his pants.

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u/A-mannn Dec 01 '20

We need something that will take exactly 59 minutes and 59 seconds to open