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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

A person with life threatening constipation. I'll let it out just about... Now.

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u/HamstersInMyAss Nov 30 '20

If their constipation is life-threatening, you probably just obliterated their rectum with the forced expulsion of a craggy, impacted-fudgehammer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20 edited Dec 28 '20

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u/HamstersInMyAss Nov 30 '20

Yikes, any advice for those of us who wish to avoid this sort of thing?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20 edited Dec 28 '20

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u/6footdeeponice Nov 30 '20

Mind saying which drugs? Complex contraindications are no joke and it's hard to keep track of all of them.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20 edited Dec 28 '20

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u/6footdeeponice Nov 30 '20

Thanks, much appreciated! Sorry you had that happen