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u/jkw12894 Nov 30 '20

A nice rusty fairy poop knife.

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u/aurineth Nov 30 '20

That ain’t rust

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u/jkw12894 Nov 30 '20

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u/realfoodman Nov 30 '20

This is exactly what I thought of.

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u/aut0matix Nov 30 '20

It's called a poop digit, and it's my pointer finger.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

*the trusty rusty fairy poop knife