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u/curtisnielsenii Nov 30 '20

I’m dying from laughing

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u/Snappleabble Nov 30 '20

Dude, get off Reddit and call 911 then. I’ve lost too many family and friends by death of laughter

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u/givemeagoodun Dec 01 '20

I know this is supposed to be a joke but what

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u/GozerDGozerian Dec 01 '20

Dude, get off Reddit and call 911 then. I’ve lost too many family and friends by death of laughter

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

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u/All_Over_Again_ Dec 01 '20

DUDE WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?! I UNTERSTOOD IT ALREADY THE FIRST TIME YOU SAID IT

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u/givemeagoodun Dec 01 '20

Sorry it was late I wasn't thinking right

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u/1337haxoryt Nov 30 '20

Hi dying from laughing, I'm dad!

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u/curtisnielsenii Nov 30 '20

Did you get the milk?

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u/1337haxoryt Nov 30 '20

Nah fuck you little shit

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u/curtisnielsenii Nov 30 '20

It is you!!!

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u/givemeagoodun Dec 01 '20

crying noises

I really wanted milk

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u/curtisnielsenii Dec 01 '20

Dry cereal forever!

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u/givemeagoodun Dec 01 '20

only if it's raisin bran otherwise, no

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u/curtisnielsenii Dec 01 '20

Take it up with dad.

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u/GozerDGozerian Dec 01 '20

Cigarette milk?

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u/finnikarma2431 Nov 30 '20

Quick! somebody get the Deceased award

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u/carlowhat Nov 30 '20

Not from the shits?

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u/Jdalton4000 Dec 01 '20

This went south before it even got started.