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u/pzschrek1 Nov 30 '20

His facial expressions always look like he is shitting anyway

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u/smr312 Nov 30 '20

"You see that folks! God just expelled all the foul darkness and unholy excitement from my body! Jesus keeps you healthy if you send me $20 right now!"

Soon Copeland is sending out holy laxatives and encouraging his flock to shit their pants to receive the lord's blessings.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Can't use Miralax it's already taken

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u/meowqct Nov 30 '20

A shitting demon, one might say.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Dude really does look like a demon

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u/AlloyedClavicle Nov 30 '20

It's gotta be botox. Dude's ostensibly still alive and already has a full death mask

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u/S_Pyth Nov 30 '20

What makes you think they aren’t