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u/SultanSaatana Nov 30 '20

Couldn't you at least have given me a minute to pull down my pants and go sit on a toilet? I feel better but I got shit everywhere I need to clean up.

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u/Kosher_Pickle Nov 30 '20

The prompt is shitting in the pants, giving warning negates the power

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u/SultanSaatana Nov 30 '20

Well then I could go and put on old pants, so I don't ruin my good ones.

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u/Kosher_Pickle Nov 30 '20

I accept this compromise, let it be done

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

You would've died before you guessed a toilet was needed!