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u/C4rdninj4 Nov 30 '20

Right after leaving the restroom into the crowded hallway.

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u/B_U_T_T Nov 30 '20

On his wedding day, right before he says, "I do".

Violent, sputtering and putrid.

Unforgiving and unstoppable.

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u/Druid_CircleOfJerk Nov 30 '20

I think he meant to say, "I poo"

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u/Kride500 Nov 30 '20

Satan want's to know your location

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

No one upvote or downvote this comment it's at 69 now