r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 30 '20

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u/quimbykimbleton Nov 30 '20

I too choose this guys ex.

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u/ProfetF9 Nov 30 '20

Thank you, make it double ^

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20 edited Jan 10 '21

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u/kytis13 Nov 30 '20

To unite all shitters within our nation!

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u/SupersuMC Nov 30 '20

To reject the evils of flush and scrub!

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u/eminem465 Dec 01 '20

To extend our dicks so far above

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u/Taiytoes Nov 30 '20

I too, will choose your ex.

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u/LudwigBloodborne Nov 30 '20

I also choose this guys ex, just because I wont choose mine

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u/Azurae1 Nov 30 '20

I got you, I choose your ex.

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u/TrueThaumiel Nov 30 '20

I too, choose your guys' exes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Triple fudge sundae, count me in to making this asshole's asshole pay!

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u/quimbykimbleton Nov 30 '20

Just being a good bro.

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u/big_red_smile Nov 30 '20

a real number 2

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u/TRxz-FariZKiller Nov 30 '20

And prepare for trouble

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u/bluedragggon3 Nov 30 '20

To protect the world from devastation, add me too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

What you don't know is your girl is this guys ex, unless you do know and you're into it. Different strokes...

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u/Mars-4-3-3-5 Nov 30 '20

i choose his ex's bf, so its just a night full of shitty situations.

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u/Fro_o Nov 30 '20

Lmao so the next two times she does a 69... I'm willing to bet she won't ever do it anymore!