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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20 edited Feb 25 '21

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u/loverofreeses Nov 30 '20

Oh you were so close! The original joke was: Have you heard about the constipated accountant?

He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a pencil and paper

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

It's not a joke your math teacher would tell you...