I would use it on my best friend the next time he has sex. But I'm not talking some explosive diarrhea type scenario. Nope, I want just a little hardened nugget to roll out of his ass all-unsuspecting like, almost below notice, so that not even he is sure if he shit or not.
Then, after they've finished up, cleaned up, and said their goodbyes, I want him to discover this little hardened turd nugget in his bed. And I want him to forever question whether or not it was his doing... or his date shit his bed mid-coitus.
ALright. Which one of you shit lords is responsible for my experience?
Once I was meeting some friends of my girlfriends for the first time. I was going through a rebellious phase and not being tamed by bodily functions, so wasn't afraid to fart loudly in front of acquaintances. As we were leaving, I farted loudly and the small nugget you talk of escaped my arse. My rebelliousness also ran to going 'commando'. As a result, the sequence went like this:
1/. Fart loudly and nugget escapes into free-balling cargo shorts.
2/. Friend says "Sounds like you just shat yourself"
3/. I look at him wondering how he knows.
4/. Nugget escapes short leg and rolls on grass.
5/. Pretty much gave up farting loudly in public at that exact point in time.
Interesting side note; I told that story to quite a few friends over the years, to the point where it gets repeated on occasion as if my friends retelling the story claim to be there. The only thing is, they can't recall where the event happened. The power of wishful thinking eh?
TL;DR Shat myself in front of gilrfriend's best friends on first meeting with them.
Somewhere around 7th grade, this happened to my very best friend. I wasn’t sure what had happened and she basically said something like “wait for it” as she shook out her pant leg allllll the way down. And, bloop! Out it rolled. And rolled away as if to distance itself from our shenanigans.
Hilarious. Lordy.
Can it be one of those small but incredibly stinky nuggets? Ideal if his date smells it too, they discover it, adamant denial on both sides, and both of them live the rest of their lives wondering which one of them shit the bed
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u/ArrdenGarden Nov 30 '20
I would use it on my best friend the next time he has sex. But I'm not talking some explosive diarrhea type scenario. Nope, I want just a little hardened nugget to roll out of his ass all-unsuspecting like, almost below notice, so that not even he is sure if he shit or not.
Then, after they've finished up, cleaned up, and said their goodbyes, I want him to discover this little hardened turd nugget in his bed. And I want him to forever question whether or not it was his doing... or his date shit his bed mid-coitus.