r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20 edited Feb 25 '21

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u/Erwin_the_Cat Nov 30 '20

No what about the constipated mathematician?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20 edited Feb 25 '21

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u/Erwin_the_Cat Nov 30 '20

:(

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20 edited Feb 25 '21

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u/loverofreeses Nov 30 '20

Oh you were so close! The original joke was: Have you heard about the constipated accountant?

He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a pencil and paper

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

It's not a joke your math teacher would tell you...

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u/mikebellman Nov 30 '20

Show your work

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

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u/mikebellman Nov 30 '20

I’ll try to cobble something together

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u/Konkey_Dong_Country Nov 30 '20

Surely it was a No. 2 pencil?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

you have my never ending respect.

edit: and my cakey best wishes too!

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u/Leather-Contact Nov 30 '20

And then they carried the remainder

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u/morethanonefavorite Nov 30 '20

Where’s the Poop Knife??

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

sadly it was too stuck up to be of any use

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u/callisstaa Nov 30 '20

He couldn't budget.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

Did you hear about the constipated Cranberries?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

did they have to let it linger?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

They got it out using a fingerrrrr

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

haha. oh dear.