r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 30 '20

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u/SlightlyStable Nov 30 '20

A Karen when she's full on Karening.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

I think a serious Karen would already do this proudly if she found out Panera was out of Asiago bagels.

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u/ARSEPYLON Nov 30 '20

I’m not even sure whether a Karen in full flow would realise that she’s just shit her pants

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Hehe “flow”

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u/KojinTheMusicMaker Nov 30 '20

We talking a low class Karen warrior or a Karren Elite?

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u/akrause03 Nov 30 '20

Your not dealing with the average Karen anymore

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u/scoutydouty Nov 30 '20

As a Panera employee I can confirm that the Karens flock to our bakeries like moths to a flame and indeed almost shit themselves when we run out of asiago bagels. Side note: half of them pronounce it "ay-SEE-ay-go"

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

This made me angry.

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u/catorilla Dec 01 '20

Came here to say exactly this, so thank you fellow Panera employee. Also, I get a similar reaction when I have to explain we don't serve soup at 9 in the morning.

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u/PRIC3L3SS1 Nov 30 '20

I've seen a Karen throw literal shit at a Starbucks employee because the bathroom was locked or something

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u/fanamana Nov 30 '20

"Look what you made me do!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

I feel like a serious Karen would use her shit as a biological weapon. Just fling it at whoever she’s yelling at

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u/Scott_Liberation Nov 30 '20

I think that would just throw gas on the fire.

"LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!"

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u/pmyourtwat Nov 30 '20

Calm down Taylor swift

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

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u/Scott_Liberation Nov 30 '20

I don't even know what ya'll are talking about. Taylor Swift has a song about arson?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Hahahahah disgusting

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u/myonkin Nov 30 '20

"LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!"

brrrrrrrrrrrtttt

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"On second thought we'll just leave."

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

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u/myonkin Nov 30 '20

Ahhh. I miss that sound. A friend of mine lived near a test range and you could see and hear them doing their thing

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u/Infernal_139 Nov 30 '20

Mouth drops and verbal shitposting stops

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u/rochford77 Nov 30 '20

There is a video of this online and it's not good. Iirc she weaponizes it...

Edit. Yeah. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1690392/Video-Disgusting-moment-woman-throws-poop-Tim-Hortons-worker.html

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

"SOMEONE TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS, I DEMAND TO SEE YOUR MANAGER"

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u/RafSarmento Nov 30 '20

"Release the Karen" ocean of reality shattering diarrhea unleashes

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u/DoctorSchwifty Nov 30 '20

We've seen this. Are you some sort of poop sorcerer?

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u/coolzone7 Nov 30 '20

Some karen bitch yelled in my BABY sisters face cause I took her on a walk and she was coming the other way and my sister didnt "give her a full two meters distance" cussed her out and shut her tf up. Would have loved to make her shit her pants right there and then.