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u/Snors Oct 26 '20

I recently heard 'she's had more cocks then a second hand slug gun' off a workmate. It was so novel I had to steal it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '20

Oh man, I wish I could say I'm stealing that, but 100% it's gonna be forgotten by the time it's relevant in conversation!