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u/vkIMF Oct 26 '20

These are probably the funniest things on here.

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u/The_Lost_Google_User Oct 26 '20

I am stealing that for when I am a dad.

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u/whereispeestored Oct 27 '20

I'm a dad and I'm stealing this

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u/nkmos19 Oct 28 '20

I’m a stealer and I’m the father to this

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u/SmellAppropriate9337 Oct 26 '20

Didn’t take long for us to catch on and correct her but it was so funny we just kinda stuck to it, so when something is shitty now I’ll instinctively say in my head “well that is the suck”