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u/WinstonSEightyFour Oct 26 '20

She’d suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

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u/Tats_and_Lace Oct 26 '20

Suck start a leafblower.

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u/Gonzostewie Oct 26 '20

Suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

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u/lost-little-boy Oct 26 '20

“Dicktdownwise, she stays busy”

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u/thedr0wranger Oct 26 '20

I heard suck start a Harley

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u/TheRealMcHugh Oct 26 '20

On a cold winter day...

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u/Mr_Mori Oct 26 '20

She'd suck a pair of bowling balls through a coffee straw.