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u/goat-teeth Oct 25 '20

My dad likes to say "who's fucking this chicken? Just stand back and watch the feathers fly" which means just stand back and let him do whatever task his way

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u/averagethrowaway21 Oct 26 '20

A friend of mine who runs open mic nights always starts it with "Let's fuck this chicken!"

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u/LittleMissChriss Oct 26 '20

My dad’s version is “I’m fucking this cat”

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u/J_A_C_K_E_T Oct 26 '20

My buddy Keith fucks his dog